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1) A Friend in LA - You see I've got this friend in LA who owes me a favor. I took a bullet for him one time. These guys he owed some money to were chasing him down an alley. Hell, I was just tagging along, didn't know what was going down...

2) A Life of Pieces - Why do we do this? Why is it that we always wait for something like this to happen to us before we take action? You know, we get a glimpse of God and get all hyped up, and then put ourselves in a...

3) Amadeus - I don't understand you! You're all up on perches but it doesn't hide your arseholes! You don't give a shit about gods and heroes! If you're honest - each one of you - which of you isn't more at home with his hairdress than Hercules? Or Horatius? Or your stupid...

4) Do I Think You're Beautiful - "Do I think you're beautiful?" You know I hate loaded questions, Kim. But, okay, I'll play your little game if it'll make you...

5) Fat Temple - I looked in the mirror the other day and a horrifying thought came to mind, "I'm fat." Now, this started to worry me some so I thought on it throughout the day and then I went to lunch. I was kind of depressed so I didn't eat much. Then a...

6) Talk Too Much - You know what I hate, it's when those people who don't know what they are talking about just keep rambling on about random things. Like the other day, I was talking to some guy while I was...

7) This is a Test - It's true. My future is bleak. I'm a terrible student and everybody knows it. (Pause.) I'm not an athlete. I don't debate. Or play chess. I'm funny looking. All my library books are overdue. I don't have any friends. I'm an...

8) Tropical Fish - His hobby is tropical fish. I hate tropical fish. Not all tropical fish. Harry's tropical fish. Maybe it's the fact that he talks to them. Or the names he gives them. Eric, Tony, Pinky. There's one...

9) To Kiss or Not to Kiss - So the whole night's led up to this. One single moment of you and I, alone, with only the heavens watching us silently from up above. What should I do? Should I kiss you? I mean, I won't deny it - I've been...

10) Original Piece - I used to hate black coffee; but let's face it, black coffee is manly. Do you think Clint Eastwood ever took "two sugars and a cream?" Of course not: Clint Eastwood was a man. And the girls love manliness. Once at a Denny's I...

 

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