Man-ologues (monologues for men) Monologue
| Man-ologues (monologues for men) by Richard Miller | |
| Character: | Warran |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 40s |
| Style: | Comedy |
| Length: | 2 minutes |
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I Like the way women smell. They make
themselves like candy and chocolates. There is a woman where I work
who always smells live vanilla. All I can think of when she passes
by me is those chocolate covered vanilla twists, the kind you put
in the freezer before you eat them. Other women smell like flowers,
I want to inhale them. Once I dated a beautiful black woman. We went
to a party and danced a slow dance. She wore a dress with bare sholders...
she smelled like candy... so I licked her. She pushed me back and
said what are you doing? I said you look like chocolate, I wanted
to see if you taste that way. She made a face and walked away. Why
do women do that? Why do they go to the trouble, the time and expense
to make themselves like a treat when you can't have any? I'll tell
you why I'm here... I started to see a woman whom I care about, but
to me she smells like Snickers. Snickers are chocolate covered peanuts
with nougat and caramel... that's just not fair.
