Tropical Fish Monologue
|Tropical Fish by Amanda|
His hobby is tropical fish. I hate tropical fish. Not all tropical fish. Harry's tropical fish. Maybe it's the fact that he talks to them. Or the names he gives them. Eric, Tony, Pinky. There's one round mean looking one he calls Dolly. When they die, he buries them in the backyard. We're the only house in Larchmont with a tropical fish cemetery in the back yard. I know this sounds crazy doctor, but i hate those fish. I resent them in my living room and i resent them under my lawn. I'm a mature, sensible, and, I think, rather intelligent person, and I hate those fish. How do you hate a tropical fish?