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Gigli Monologue

Gigli by Martin Brest
Character: Larry
Gender: Male
Age (range): 18 - 55
Style: Comedy
Length: 1 minutes

 

Larry: Eh, we're letting it all hang out now, let me tell you something else. When it comes to pleasing a woman, your girlfriends, they're just... they're at a natural disadvantage. It's like they might try hard, but they're just not backed up by millions of years of genetic engineering, programming, instinct. Nature has evolved man for that purpose. Satisfy. Lead the pack. That's why these lesbians are always going out buyin', spending all their dough on like, y'know, sexual appliances, erotic monkey wrenches and sh!t, trying to compensate for what they don't have, they're not getting. The penis. That's right. Its very design tells you everything you need to know. Forward motion. Advancements. F#@king progress! Into the dark, deep mysterious unknown. It's like, adventuring-seeking, frontier-conquering, obstacle-eradicating...