Goodbye Girl Monologue
| The Goodbye Girl by Neil Simon | |
| Character: | Elliot Garfield |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Drama |
| Length: | 1 minutes |
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Elliot Garfield: I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also: I sleep in the nude. "Au buffo." Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open. And because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night, and because I do not want to put on jammies which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education I'd keep my door closed.
