American Psycho Monologue
| American Psycho by Mary Harron & Guinevere Turner | |
| Character: | Patrick Bateman |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Drama |
| Length: | 2 minutes |
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Patrick Bateman: Howard! It's
Bateman, Pat Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I killed
alot of people! Some escort girls in an apartment uptown...some homeless
people, maybe 5 or 10! Ummm...Some girl I met at an NYU party. I left her
body in the parking lot behind some old donut shop! My old girlfriend
Beverly with a nail gun. Some man, some old FAGGOT with a dog! I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away.
There was someone else there, I can't remember...maybe a model or something.
But, she's dead too. And, uh, Paul Allen! I killed Paul Allen with an axe in
the face! His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hells Kitchen. I don't
want to leave anything out, now. I guess I killed maybe...twenty people.
Maybe forty! I've got tapes of alot of it. Some of the girls have seen the
tapes. I even...I even ate some of their brains. And I tried to cook a
little. Tonight... I just HAD TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE! And I
don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time. So...I guess...I guess I'm
a pretty sick guy. Well...if you get back tomorrow...I'll meet
you up at Harry's Bar so...keep your eyes open. Bye.
