Happiness Monologue
| Happiness by Todd Solondz | |
| Character: | Andy |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Comedy/Drama |
| Length: | 1 minutes |
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Andy: No, you won't. 'Cause this is for the girl who loves me. The girl who cares about me, for who I am. Not what I look like. I just wanted you to know what you'd be missing. You think I don't understand art. You think I don't understand fashion. You think I'm not hip. You think I'm pathetic. A nerd. A lard-ass fatso. You think I'm sh!t. Well, you're wrong. 'Cause I'm champagne. And you're sh!t! And till the day you die...you...not me...will ALWAYS be sh!t.
