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Happiness Monologue

Happiness by Todd Solondz
Character: Andy
Gender: Male
Age (range): 18 - 55
Style: Comedy/Drama
Length: 1 minutes

 

Andy: No, you won't. 'Cause this is for the girl who loves me. The girl who cares about me, for who I am. Not what I look like. I just wanted you to know what you'd be missing. You think I don't understand art. You think I don't understand fashion. You think I'm not hip. You think I'm pathetic. A nerd. A lard-ass fatso. You think I'm sh!t. Well, you're wrong. 'Cause I'm champagne. And you're sh!t! And till the day you die...you...not me...will ALWAYS be sh!t.