|Heathers by Daniel Waters|
|Age (range):||18 - 55|
JD: Can't believe you did it! I was teasing. I loved you! Sure, I was coming up here to kill you... First I was gonna try and get you back with my amazing petition. It's a shame you can't see what our fellow students really signed. Listen "We, students at Westerburg High will die. Today. Our buring bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. F#@k you all!" It's not very subtle, but neither is blowing up a whole school, now is it? Talk about your suicide pacts, eh? When our school blows up tomorrow, it's gonna be the kind of thing that affects a whole generation! It'll be the Woodstock for the 80's! Damn it Veronica! We could have roasted marshmellows together!