National Lampoon's Vacation Monologue
|National Lampoon's Vacation by John Hughes|
|Age (range):||18 - 55|
Clark: I think you're all f#@ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f#@kin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f#@kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddam smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Doo Da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh!t!