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Monty Python & the Meaning of Life Monologue

Monty Python & the Meaning of Life by Graham Chapman
Character: Gaston
Gender: Male
Age (range): 18 - 55
Style: Comedy
Length: 2 minutes

 

Gaston: As for me... if you want to know what I think... I'll show you something...come with me...Come on...this way. I can explain everything. Come on - don't be shy. Mind the stairs...All right. I think this will help explain. Come along...Come along...Over here...Come on...Come on...This way...Come on...Stay by me, uh? Nearly there now.

You see that? That's where I was born. You know, one day, when I was a little boy, my mother she took me on her knee and she said: 'Gaston, my son. The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it, and love everyone, not hate people. You must try and make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go.' And so...I became a waiter... Well... it's...it's not much of a philosophy, I know... but... well... f#@k you... I can live my own life in my own way if I want to. F#@k off! Don't come following me!