The Opposite of Sex Monologue
|The Opposite of Sex by Don Roos|
|Age (range):||18 - 55|
Bill: Listen to me, you little grunge faggot. I survived my family, my schoolyard, every Republican, every other Democrat, Anita Bryant, the Pope, the f#@king Christian Coalition, not to mention a real son of a b!*ch of a virus, in case you haven't noticed, and in all that time since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote were the only fairies in America, I've been busting my ass so that you'd be able to do what you wanted with yours! So I don't just want your obedience right now, which I do want and plenty of it, but I want your f#@king gratitude, and I want it right f#@king now, or you're going to be looking down a long road at your nipple in the dirt! Do you hear what I'm saying?!