Aladdin Monologue
| Aladdin by Roger Allers | |
| Character: | Genie |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Comedy |
| Length: | 2 minutes |
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Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick
in the neck! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies
and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What's your name? Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you 'Al?' Or maybe just 'Din?' Or
howbout 'Laddi?' Sounds like "Here, boy! C'mon, Laddi!" Do you smoke? Mind
if I do? Oh, sorry Cheetah, hope I didn't singe the fur! Hey, Rugman! Haven't
seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! Say, you're a
lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at
me from the side, do I look different to you? That's right, you're my master!
He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, the ever impressive, the long
contained, often imitated, but never duplicated....(Note: Genie multiplies
himself here)...duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated,
duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.... Genie! Of! The Lamp! Right
here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment.
Thank youuuuu! You get three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing
for more wishes. That's it, three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges
or refunds. Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!
So why don't you just ruminate, while I illuminate the possibilities!
