Tommy Boy Monologue
| Tommy Boy by Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner | |
| Character: | Tommy |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Comedy |
| Length: | 1 minutes |
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Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in
sales, let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Lets say I go into someguy's
office and lets say he's even remotely intrested in buyin' something.
Well then I get all excited, I'm like JoJo, the Indian circus boy with
a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet,
I love you. So, I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love
it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty! And then I take my naughty
pet and I go chhhhhhhh, chhhhhhhhh, OOOOHHHHHHH. I KILLED IT! I KILLED
MY SALE! That's when I blow it. That's when people like us have got to
forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
