Analyze This Monologue
| Analyze This by Peter Tolan | |
| Character: | Primo |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Drama |
| Length: | 2 minutes |
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Primo: Who is this guy and what the f#@k is he doing here?
Ben: Who I am, WHO I AM, who am I, who am I is a question for the ages.
That's one we are all searching for, to find out who I am, who's in there,
who wants to come out and say, hey, I'm hungry. Who I am is too deep and prof-,
almost, you gotta go in deep and pull out the thing like with the movie with
the thing came out of the stomach and up the people on the f#@king spaceship,
may they rest in peace. My name is Ben Sobol... lione. Ben Soblione. I'm also
known as Benny the Groins, Sammy the Snoz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba,
and once as Miss Fillis Lavine, but that was at a party, it was years ago,
I smoked a te-te-bet and I had a quc-ca-lude and suddenly, I'm in fishnets
and singing show tunes. These things happen, but it has nothing to do with
what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today so I apologize. That being said,
I am also known to the people who know me the best, as the f#@king doctor.
The second part of the question that you "axed" me is why I am here. I am
here representing Mr. Paul Vitti as his consigiligiliere...(stumbling over
the word).
