Fish Called Wanda Monologue
| A Fish Called Wanda by John Cleese & Charles Crichton | |
| Character: | Wanda |
| Gender: | Female |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Comedy |
| Length: | 1 minute |
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Wanda: Yes, they do Otto, they just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things here. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself,' and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. Now, you have just assaulted the one man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich. What are you going to do about it huh? What would an intellectual do? What would Plato do?
