Election Monologue
| Election by Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor | |
| Character: | Tammy |
| Gender: | Female |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Comedy/Drama |
| Length: | 1 minute |
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Tammy: Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't
matter who gets elected president of Carver. Do you really think it's
going to change anything around here? Make one single person smarter? or
nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one that gets elected. The
same pathetic charade happens every year and everyone makes the same
pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into
college. So vote for me, because I don't even want
to go to college and I don't
care. As president, I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is
that, if elected, I will immediately dismantle the student government so
that none of us has to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again.
Or don't vote for me. Who cares? Don't vote at all!
