Erin Brockovich Monologue
| Erin Brockovich by Susannah Grant | |
| Character: | Erin |
| Gender: | Female |
| Age (range): | 18 - 55 |
| Style: | Drama |
| Length: | 2 minutes |
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Erin: Oh, see, now that pisses me off. First of all -- since the
demur, we now have more than four hundred plaintiffs...and "let's be honest",
we all know there's more out there. Now, they may not be the most sophisticated
people, but they do know how to divide, and twenty million dollars isn't
sh!t when it's split between them. And second of all -- these people don't
dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids
swim in a pool without worrying they'll have to have a hysterectomy at
age 20, like Rosa Diaz -- a client of ours -- or have their spine deteriorate
like Stan Bloom. Another client of ours. So before you come back here
with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what
your spine is worth, Mr.Buda -- or what you'd expect someone to pay you
for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez -- then you take out your calculator and
multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste
of our time.
