Fried Green Tomatoes by Fannie Flagg & Carol Sobieski
18 - 55
I never get mad, Mrs. Threadgood. Never! The
way I was raised it was bad manners. Well I got mad and it
felt terrific! I felt like I could beat the sh!t outta all
those punks! Excuse my language, just beat them to a pulp!
Beat them 'til they begged for mercy. Towanda, the Avenger!
After I wipe out all the punks of this world I'll take on
the wife beaters, like Frank Bennett, and machine gun their
genitals. And I'll put tiny little bombs in Penthouse and
Playboy, so they'll explode when you open 'em. And I'll ban
all fashion models who weigh less then 130 pounds. I'll
give half the military budget to people over 65 and declare
wrinkles sexully desirable. Towanda righter of wrongs,
Queen beyond compare!