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The Time of Month Monologue

The Time of Month by Meagan Kenney
Character: Maggie
Gender: Female
Age (range): 20s
Style: Comedy
Length: 1 minutes

 


Why are you looking at me like I have four heads?? I am telling you...the man is stalking me! I saw him with my own two eyes, early this morning, when i was out for a walk. He was lurking in front of Rupert's bakery...I mean, what weirdo is even UP at 4:15 in the morning?! Oh, but here's the real kicker! I saw him AGAIN this afternoon, he was chasing after this little french poodle through the park?! Well, I quickly came to the conclusion that the putz clearly preys upon sweet innocent canine in addition to single white females in their early 20's... So... I marched myself straight to the police station and reported him, as a possible threat to women AND a potential pooch pincher!