The Taylor Snerf Watch Monologue
|The Taylor Snerf Watch by MJ Ferruzza|
|Age (range):||13 - 17|
Girl: Ask me what time it is. Go ahead.
Ask me what time it is!
What time is it? You mean... on my new watch?
I just got it. I saved up for it for months.
It is the exact same watch Taylor Snerf wore
in her music video... the dance one... at the party...
with all those cute guys.
You know... in that scene in the kitchen... where she
opens the fridge to get out the veggie platter. She is
so Vegan... and so am I... I hate meat and things.
Well.. if you watched real close... she was wearing
this exact watch... AND... she wore it again on the TV
Music Awards when she was playing the guitar and
singing that song about saving the uh... fish... whales...
This watch is an original. That’s what the lady in the
mall said. Just Taylor and I have this exact watch
style.. the fakes out there don’t have initials on the
stem like this one. Cool, huh?
So... ask me what time it is! It’s... 3:30! Sweet, huh?
What? It can’t be... my watch says 3:30... and this
watch is brand new and... not working! Wait! It’s
broken! Arrrrgh... I paid $200 for this hunk of junk...
I hate that Taylor Snerf... Let’s go get a burger!
Published with permission from MJ Ferruzza. For more information, please visit: The Creative Talent Workshop
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