Burn After Reading Movie Script
BURN AFTER READING Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen FADE IN 1 EXT. EASTERN SEABOARD - AERIALS - DAY 1 High in the air----so high we an see the curvature of the earth. The eastern seaboard stretches away, flecked with clouds. As we dissolve in closer the picture bleaches of color. We are looking down at the city of Washington, D.C. Dissolve closer still: a black-and-white aerial photograph of a neighborhood in suburban D.C. dominated by a sprawling building. Computer type quickly bleeps on: C.I.A. Headquarters Langley, Virginia 2 INT. CIA - HALLWAY - DAY 2 We track at floor level, following the well shined shoes of someone walking down the well polished hallway. 3 INT. PALMER'S OFFICE - DAY 3 We hear a door opening and a silver-haired man rises behind his desk. A nameplate on the desk identifies him as Palmer DeBakey Smith. PALMER Ozzie. Sit down. Osbourne Cox, entering, is a middle-aged man in a striped shirt and bow tie. OSBOURNE Palmer. What's up. PALMER You know Peck, and Olson. The two men, sitting on chairs facing the desk, nod at Osbourne, who is surprised to see them. OSBOURNE Peck, yes, hiya. Olson, by reputation. Hi, Osbourne Cox. OLSON Yeah, hiyah. 2. OSBOURNE Aren't you with...aren't you, uh... Palmer jumps in: PALMER Yeah, that's right. Oz, look. There's no easy way to say this. We're taking you off the Balkans desk. OSBOURNE You're----what? Why? PALMER In fact we're moving you out of Sigint entirely. OSBOURNE ...What? No discussion, just----you're out? PALMER Well, we're having the discussion now Oz. This doesn't have to be unpleasant. OSBOURNE Palmer, with all due respect----what the fuck are you talking about? A beat. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... And why is Olson here? Another uncomfortable beat. PALMER ... Look, Ozzie---- OSBOURNE What the fuck is this?! Is it my----I know it's not my work. PALMER Ozzie---- OSBOURNE I'm a great fucking analyst! Is it---- PALMER Oz, things are not going well. As you know. 3. PECK You have a drinking problem. Stunned silence. Ozzie turns to look at Peck. At length: OSBOURNE I have a drinking problem. PALMER This doesn't have to be unpleasant. We found you something in State. It's a, uh... He gropes, uncomfortable. PALMER (CONT'D) ... It's a lower clearance level. Yes. But we're not, this isn't, we're not terminating you. OSBOURNE (quietly) This is an assault. PECK Come on, Ozzie. OSBOURNE This is an assault. I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon! PECK Ozzie---- OSBOURNE Next to you we all have a drinking problem! Fuck you guys! Whose ass didn't I kiss? Let's be honest! Palmer nods at Olson. PALMER Okay, Olson---- OSBOURNE Let's be fucking honest... Osbourne gets to his feet, agitated. 4. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... This is a crucifixion! This is political! Don't tell me it's not! He storms out the door. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I have a drinking problem! The door slams. Palmer Smith looks at Olson. Olson arches an eyebrow. 4 INT. COX KITCHEN - DAY 4 OSBOURNE Bow tie loosened, he stands at a kitchen counter. His shoulders twist as he does something below frame: we hear the crackle of ice cubes wrenching loose from a tray. Behind him we see the apartment door opening. Katie, an attractive middle-aged woman, enters, taking her key out of the door, but stops, surprised to see Osbourne. KATIE You're home. Osbourne continues making himself a drink. OSBOURNE Hang on to your hat, honey. I have some news. I---- KATIE Did you pick up the cheeses? OSBOURNE Huh? KATIE Were they ready? I didn't know you were coming home this early. OSBOURNE (blank) The cheeses. Katie rolls her eyes. 5. KATIE I left a message for you to stop at Todaro's. The Magruders and the Pfarrers are coming over. OSBOURNE The Pfarrers? Ugh. I----what did Kathleen say? KATIE What? OSBOURNE When you left the message? KATIE She said. She would give you. The message. OSBOURNE Well she, I don't know, I guess we had bigger news today. My day didn't revolve arou---- KATIE So you didn't get the cheeses. OSBOURNE Well, since I didn't get the message, no, I didn't get the cheeses. But hang on to your hat, I---- KATIE Oh for fuck's sake, Ozzie, you mean I have to go out again? All right, well, you better get dressed. OSBOURNE Honey, we have to talk. KATIE Not right now. They'll be here in, what, less than an hour. 5 INT. COX LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 5 A hand hovers, hesitates. VOICE Is this a, uh, goat cheese? OSBOURNE (OFF) Chevre, yes, that is a goat cheese. Pink Revision 8/14/07 6. Wider shows the cocktail party, meagerly attended but in full swing. Besides Osbourne and Katie there is Harry Pfarrer (who has just inquired about the cheese), bearded, forties, rugged; his wife Sandy; and a shiny-faced young couple, Doug and Tina Magruder. Osbourne holds a cocktail tumbler. HARRY Because I have lactose reflux. But I can---- OSBOURNE You're lactose intolerant? HARRY Yes, but I can---- OSBOURNE Or you have acid reflux? They're two different things. Harry looks at him coldly. HARRY I know what they are. OSBOURNE Then you misspoke yourself. So I---- HARRY Thank you for correcting me. KATIE You should try the chevre, Harry. It's very good. HARRY Yeah. I can eat goat cheese. He eats a piece, cupping one hand under his mouth. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I was just explaining to your husband here, I have a condition---- Katie tries to separate the two men by including Doug Magruder. KATIE Harry works with the Marshalls' * Service. * Pink Revision 8/14/07 6A. DOUG MAGRUDER Ah. I'm on the legislative side, I * work with Senator Hobby. * Pink Revision 8/14/07 7. HARRY * Used to work for Treasury, but I * didn't go over to Homeland Security. * I'm with the Marshalls. * OSBOURNE If you want he'll show you his great big gun. HARRY Very amusing. The gun is actually no big deal. Twenty years in the marshall's service and I've never discharged my weapon. OSBOURNE Sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist. HARRY What? I don't have a psychiatrist. DOUG MAGRUDER Boy, I guess my job is pretty undramatic. I'm on the legislative side. What do you do Mrs. Pfarrer? Do you also carry a gun? Harry laughs. HARRY Sandy writes children's books. SANDY I write children's books---- HARRY Oliver The Cat Who...Who..arghh----Who---- Choking on piece of cheese, coughing HARRY (CONT'D) ...Who Lives In The Rotunda. Excuse me. TINA Those are wonderful! My nieces and nephews---- 8. HARRY Yeah, it's a beloved series. You wouldn't believe her fan mail. Unghh. Are you sure this is goat cheese? KATIE Why don't you let your wife tell them about her own books, Harry? HARRY I'm sorry----was I---- KATIE Here, come in the kitchen, help me with the crudit�s. 6 INT. COX KITCHEN - NIGHT 6 They enter. HARRY Goddamnit. He knows, doesn't he. He looks down at the floor. He stamps. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Nice floors. KATIE Knows what? Harry is looking around the kitchen, taking in the fixtures. Absently: HARRY About us, he knows about us. Little prick. KATIE Don't be an ass, he doesn't know a thing. Harry is staring down at the linoleum again. HARRY What is that, forbo? A6 EXT. STREET - NIGHT A6 A car drives by. 9. 7 INT. HARRY'S CAR - NIGHT 7 Harry driving, his wife next to him. A long beat. Finally: HARRY What a horse's ass. SANDY I don't know why we see them. Harry shrugs. HARRY Well, she's all right. SANDY She is a cold, stuck-up bitch. Harry opens his mouth to reply, considers, doesn't. They drive. 8 INT. COX MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT 8 KATIE She is staring, in front of a mirror, face covered in cold cream, one hand arrested on the way up to daub on more. KATIE You quit?! Osbourne is buttoning a pajama top. OSBOURNE Uh-huh. KATIE Well----Thank you for letting me know! OSBOURNE I tried to tell you this afternoon. KATIE You tried? You tried? And then---- what, the aphasia kicked in? OSBOURNE Our guests came. We---- 10. KATIE Why?! For fuck's sake, Ozzie! OSBOURNE I'm just----I don't know. I got so tired. KATIE You're tired. OSBOURNE Tired of swimming against the current. KATIE Uh-huh. OSBOURNE Independent thought is not only not valued there, they resist it, they fight it, the bureaucracy is positively---- KATIE Did you get a pension, or severance or something, or---- OSBOURNE I didn't retire you know, I, I quit. I don't want their benefits. KATIE But I suppose my benefits are all right, I suppose you can live with those, is that the idea? OSBOURNE It's not like that's the only way to make money. KATIE Yes? Yes? What're you gonna do? OSBOURNE I'll do some consulting. KATIE Consulting. OSBOURNE Yes, to help while I----I've always wanted to write. KATIE Write. Write what. 11. OSBOURNE I've been thinking about it. A book, a sort of, sort of memoir. Katie stares at him in the mirror. A beat. She bursts into laughter. 9 EXT. YACHT/AT SEA - DAY 9 THE BRIDGE A small yacht. Osbourne stands at the wheel, a light wind in his face, as the boat sails under motor power. After a beat he moves to the front of the boat. An old man sits on a bench on the prow facing out into the wind. He has snowy hair and a stern Yankee face. He wears a tweed cap. He doesn't much react to Osbourne's approach. OSBOURNE You okay there, Dad? The old man remains silent, staring. Osbourne sits next to him and idly tucks in the plaid blanket resting over the man's knees. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Dad, I left my job at the Agency... The old man stares out into the wind. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I, uh... I'm sorry. Dad, government service is not what it was when you were in State. Things are different now. I don't know, maybe it's... it's... the Cold War ending; now it seems like it's all bureaucracy and no mission... The old man stares out into the wind. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I'm writing a memoir. I think it's going to be pretty explosive. But I don't think you'll disapprove. I don't think you'll disapprove. Katie has had trouble accepting it. (MORE) 12. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) But... sometimes there's a higher patriotism, Dad. So we'll... Yes, change is hard. It's hard on Katie. But we'll be okay. We'll be okay. Life is change. This is good. We were all blocked up, Katie and me. This is, this is a blessing in disguise. I'll go into training, you know. Lay off the sauce. Like you did. You managed to do it. Finally. And then I can concentrate on, you know. New beginning. And this'll all have been for the best. Don't you think Dad? The old man stares out into the wind. Osbourne sniffles. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Cold. He taps the old man on the knee and rises. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I guess we should head back. 10 EXT. PIER - DAY 10 LONG SHOT THRU THE WINDSHIELD OF A CAR The sailboat docked at the end of a marina. Osbourne is pushing the old man in a wheel chair down the pier away from the boat. A MAN'S VOICE We've seen this... 11 INT. LAW FIRM - CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY 11 THE MAN White hair, bushy eyebrows, a florid face. He is in a law- book lined conference room. He wears an expensive suit, suspenders, a white shirt with blue collar and cuffs. He is Bogus Terikhian. TERIKHIAN ... I know this kind of man. We've seen this. 13. Wider on the conference room shows that Katie Cox sits at the table, along with Terikhian, another lawyer, and an assistant. TERIKHIAN (CONT'D) ... Mrs. Cox, you can't let this man take advantage of you. And he will. He will. KATIE Yes. This is my fear. He's trying---- he says----he's trying to pull himself together, but... TERIKHIAN Look, sure, I----I'm obliged to tell you you should try to salvage things. And you should. People turn themselves around. Not unheard-of. But. You---- you haven't broached the possibility of divorce yet? KATIE No. TERIKHIAN Well that's good. Because first you should get all his financials. Before he's forewarned. Because here's a man, here's a man, practiced in deceit, this is almost, you could say it's his job, practiced at hiding things, and there is no reason, it is not improper, there is no reason for you not to get a picture of the household finances. Paper files, computer files, whatever----this is your prerogative. You can be a spy too, madam. Do this before you put him on alert. Before the turtle can draw in his head and his, uh... He waggles his hands, groping for the word. TERIKHIAN (CONT'D) ... Feet. He shrugs. TERIKHIAN (CONT'D) ... And hopefully everything will work out. He will reform. But! If not: forewarned is forearmed. 14. 12 INT. COX HOUSE - DAY 12 Osbourne is splayed on an easy chair, wearing a bathrobe over pyjamas. He stares at the ceiling, motionless, arms out- flung, like Marat in his bathtub. A long still beat. A clock ticks. Abruptly Osbourne raises one hand to speak into a microcassette recorder. OSBOURNE We were young and committed and there was nothing we couldn't do. We thought of the Agency less as... less as... The thought, such as it was, peters out. Osbourne rises and wanders around the room, glassy-eyed. He suddenly raises the microcassette again. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... The principles of George Kennan----a personal hero of mine----were what animated us. In fact they were what had originally inspired me to enter government service. Like the State Department's China Hands of yore, or, in a different forum, in a different venue, in a different medium, in, um... "Murrow's Boys," the fabled----in a different---- He suddenly stops, head cocked, listening. Faintly, a ringing phone. 13 INT. COX BASEMENT STAIRWAY - DAY 13 At the cut Osbourne is thundering down a steep carpeted stairway. He inclines his head to clear the ceiling that juts over the bottom half of the stairwell. The phone is louder here. 14 INT. COX BASEMENT - DAY 14 A semi-finished basement with cheap paneling and a low dropped ceiling of water-stained Johnson-Armstrong tile. The ringing phone is on a cheap government-surplus desk. The answering machine, with Osbourne's voice, picks up: 15. MACHINE You have reached The Cox Group... Osbourne, robe flapping, shuffles hurriedly in his slippered feet toward the phone. MACHINE (CONT'D) ... We can't answer your call right now. Please leave a---- OSBOURNE (heavy breathing) Hello. He eases into the chair, having swiped up the phone. A listening beat. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Yes?... Oh, no... No, call her number... No, upstairs...No she's not, but leave it on her machine. 15 INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY - LATER 15 We are looking over Osbourne's shoulder----he is still in his robe----as he sits hunched on an ottoman, looking at a daytime game show. A few beats of the show. Roaring laughter from the studio audience. Mild chuckle from Osbourne in the foreground. 16 INT LIVING ROOM - DAY - STILL LATER 16 Ticking clock. Osbourne paces with the microcassette recorder. He raises it with a thought, draws a breath, and then stops, and looks off. The ticking grandfather clock: ornate hands on an ornate clock face Two or three minutes to five. Osbourne stares for a long beat. 17 INT. COX KITCHEN - DAY 17 OSBOURNE Shoulders twisting as we hear ice clattering out of a tray. He pours coke sizzling onto the ice. 16. He pauses for a long beat. He takes a bottle of rum out of a cabinet. He pours some into a hatch-marked shot glass. He looks at it. The amber liquid tops the hatch mark. He conscientiously pours the overage back, murmuring: OSBOURNE Single... He dumps the shot into the Coke. 18 EXT. SAILBOAT - DUSK 18 As before, the boat, docked at the end of the marina pier, is seen in long shot through the windshield of a car. Closer on the boat. As water laps against pilings and the boat gently bobs and creaks, we hear, muffled, the sounds of a couple having sex. When it builds to climax we cut: 19 INT. SAILBOAT - DUSK 19 Minutes later. We hold on a door for a quiet beat, then we hear the gurgle of water, and then the door opens. Harry Pfarrer emerges from the small bathroom, buckling his belt. In the bedroom which he emerges into Katie Cox is just finishing dressing. Harry looks at his watch. HARRY I should try to get a run in. 20 INT. COX HOUSE - DUSK 20 Katie is letting herself in. KATIE Ozzie! Quiet. 21 INT. KITCHEN - DUSK 21 Katie enters and sees a note on the counter paperweighted by a plate of used lime wedges: 17. Honey, At Fenninger's. Reunion committee dinner. See you later. 22 EXT. POTOMAC BRIDGE - DUSK 22 Long-lens, hand-held, point-of-view seeming: Harry Pfarrer is jogging in his Treasury sweats. Closer on him. Brow furrows. He spins, jogs backwards, looking. His point-of-view: nothing unusual; traffic on the bridge, no pedestrians particularly close. Harry, mildly puzzled, slows and stops. He turns again. Point-of-view up the bridge: empty. Harry starts jogging again. 23 INT. COX BASEMENT - NIGHT 23 We are tracking toward the desk in the corner, at which Katie sits. She cracks open a CD case and loads the CD into Osbourne's computer. A suspense drone builds as we track in. Katie starts typing, then suddenly stops. She holds still, listening for noises in the house. Nothing. She resumes typing. We hear male voices beginning to swell in song. The voices continue after the suspense drone snaps off, at the cut to: 24 INT. FENNINGER'S - NIGHT 24 A musty steakhouse. On the walls are hunting-scene prints and steel engravings of English country houses. A placard resting on a chair outside the Georgian Room: CLOSED FOR PRIVATE PARTY. From inside the room, male voices: VOICES Tune every heart and every voice... 18. 25 INT. FENNINGER'S - GEORGIAN ROOM - NIGHT 25 A dozen middle-aged men around a long table, each holding high a glass. MEN ... Bid every care withdraw. Let all with one accord rejoice... The men are sweaty, tie-loosened, dinner-stuffed and boozy. MEN (CONT'D) ... In praise of Old Nassau... Close on Osbourne as a rotund middle-aged classmate fills his glass to brimming. The two sway unsteadily with the music.. MEN (CONT'D) ... In praise of Old Nassau my boys, Hoo-rah, hoo-rah, hoorah! All swing their glasses side-to-side in rhythm: MEN (CONT'D) ... Her sons... shall give... while they... shall live... Glasses are thrust high with a ringing finish: MEN (CONT'D) ... In praise of Old Nassau! 26 INT. EXAM ROOM - DAY 26 A WOMAN'S ASS Bare. Pale. Middle-aged. Someone with a marker is drawing on the flesh to illustrate: DOCTOR (OFF) We take all the chicken fat off your buttocks, here... and here... And the upper arms. And a little off your tummy... The camera is arcing around a standing, naked, middle-aged woman, to reveal the doctor sitting on a stool in the examining room, facing her. He reaches forward again with the marker. 19. DOCTOR (OFF) (CONT'D) ...And we do breast augmentation with a tiny incision here... and here. PATIENT (OFF) Uh-huh. And what about the thigh area? DOCTOR Well we can do liposuction there as well, but that area will respond to exercise. Buttocks and upper arms begin to store more fat when you get up around forty, the body just tells it to go there, but the thighs will respond to toning exercises. PATIENT Uh-huh. I know, I can work out on my arms til the cows come home, but... DOCTOR Uh-huh. And of course there are also genetic factors. PATIENT The Litzkes are big. DOCTOR Uh-huh, well everything's---- PATIENT My mom had an ass that could pull a bus. DOCTOR Wow. Well that's a predispo---- PATIENT Father's side too, although Dad tends to carry his weight in front of him. DOCTOR Uh-huh. PATIENT In the gut area. Derriere, not so much. DOCTOR Okay. The continuing track around is also booming up to reveal the face of the patient, Linda Litzke. 20. LINDA And what about the face, you know, the window to the soul. DOCTOR Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Very well put. Well your eyes are one of your best features. But we can do something about the incipient crow's feet. LINDA Baby crow's feet. Little chickling's feet. I mean chicks. Chickie chickie chickie. DOCTOR Ha-ha, yes, again, well put. You have a way with words. We cut here... He marks. DOCTOR (CONT'D) ... And we pull the skin tight, like stretching the skin over a drum. Not too tight, though. We don't want that "worked-on" look. You need sufficient slack for the face to remain expressive. LINDA Yeah, I don't wanna look like Boris Karloff. DOCTOR Uh-huh! Heh-heh, so you don't want a sex change! LINDA No, I'm all woman! 27 INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY 27 Doctor and patient, now dressed, sit on either side of a desk. DOCTOR So Linda, what we're talking about here is four different procedures. (ticks them off) The liposuction... The rhinoplasty... The facial tuck, which I would strongly recommend over the chemical peel---- 21. LINDA Yeah, I don't want to get anything burned off. DOCTOR And why should you. With that lovely skin. And lastly, the breast augmentation. Now we can also do something about the vaccine scar----I don't know if you wear sleeveless dresses much---- LINDA Not with these ham hocks! DOCTOR Yes, well once they're nice and svelte, post-op, you---- LINDA Well I don't know. Is the vaccine thing----can you counsel me on this? I don't know, is it unsightly? I see it a lot, a bunch of people have it. DOCTOR Absolutely! Some women don't mind it at all! Personal taste! 28 INT. HARDBODIES - DAY 28 Linda Litzke, in a Hardbodies polo shirt with "Linda" stitched on the breast, leans out of her semi-enclosed office on the gym floor. LINDA Chad! 29 INT. HARDBODIES - GYM FLOOR - DAY 29 Chad Feldheimer, trainer, fortyish and well-muscled, has a gym patron up on a table and is helping him stretch a leg back. PATRON Ow! CHAD I'm sorry, was that too much? 22. PATRON I felt a straining... a tightness in the... in the front of my ass... CHAD Well you're pretty tight. You have to feel it or---- LINDA (on the public address) Chad Feldheimer. Office. CHAD I'll be back in a minute. We'll work on opening those hips. 30 INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY 30 Linda is tapping at her computer as Chad enters. LINDA I got a batch from BeWithMeDC dot com. Chad perches on the desk, chewing gum as he gazes at the screen. CHAD Oh wow. Any good? LINDA I don't know yet, just looking... How do you open this? CHAD Click on, uh... yeah... LINDA Oh my god! CHAD What? LINDA Oh my God, what a loser! She clicks. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Loser! She clicks. Chad is laughing. Linda scowls. 23. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Loser!... What is this! They should call this Mr. Saggy dot com. CHAD Cripes. LINDA Loser! CHAD Did you have to send a picture? LINDA No, only guys do. I submitted a verbal profile, turn-ons, turn-offs, et cetera. I'm really looking for someone with a sense of humor. CHAD That guy----wait----that guy wasn't bad. LINDA Him? CHAD No, before. LINDA Him? CHAD Yeah. He uh, he might not be a loser. LINDA How can you tell? CHAD That's a Brioni suit. LINDA Oh yeah? CHAD Shit yeah. LINDA (dubious) Does he look like he has a sense of humor? CHAD He looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor. 24. Linda slaps his arm. CHAD (CONT'D) ... Huh-huh-huh. What does he do? LINDA State Department. CHAD That's cool. LINDA His hair is... what is that? CHAD Plugs. 31 INT. GYM - NEXT DAY 31 Linda is showing someone around the floor. LINDA This is the cardio area. A lot of machines here so that, believe me, there's never a wait. What you're seeing now, this is our busiest time, and there's still a couple of open treadmills I see, three Stairmasters---- I call it the Butt-Blaster----couple of LifeCycles----Hi, Chad. Chad is working with a medicine ball and a heavy young woman. CHAD Hi Linda. Did you call that guy? LINDA Not yet! Chad is one of our trainers. I've just started internet dating and I got my first look at the, uh... CUSTOMER What service? LINDA BeWithMeDC dot com? CUSTOMER Nice. LINDA Have you used them? 25. CUSTOMER No----two friends did and they're both hooked up. With really special guys. LINDA That's fantastic. 32 INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - LATER 32 Linda is leaning forward at her desk, phone wedged between ear and shoulder, one hand up at her forehead. After a long still beat: LINDA Yes! Another still beat. LINDA (CONT'D) ... English! Beat. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Agent! Beat. LINDA DRIVING ... Agent! Agent! Beat. LINDA ... Yes, hi, this is Linda Litzke, should I give you my account number? You have it up? Okay. I was informed that I needed pre-approval for these surgeries, and then... Yes, it was denied. Listening, then: LINDA (CONT'D) ...No, those are four different operations... It's very complicated; I'm reinventing myself, it's a whole new look so it isn't just one thing, however, it's all approved by my doctor... But----madam! This is not----my job involves, you know, public interface! This is not... 26. Her jaw sets. She controls her fury. Quieter: LINDA (CONT'D) ... Yes I do understand. Could I speak to your supervisor please? 33 INT. TED'S OFFICE/LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY - MINUTES LATER 33 We are on a long lens point-of-view, from several cubicles over, of Linda, now slumped at her desk, head in her arms. We faintly hear her sobbing. Reverse shows Ted Treffon, middle-aged, balding, the soulful manager of Hardbodies. He looks at Linda, puzzled and a little alarmed. He tenses as if to rise but doesn't, and hovers uncomfortably, unsure of whether to intrude. 34 EXT. WASHINGTON MALL - DAY 34 Linda walks down the promenade dressed in a smart pant suit. Her moving POV passes over a couple in conversation, an old woman feeding the birds, a man in a business suit reading a newspaper. She passes the man and turns around. He has looked up from the paper and is staring at her. He wears aviator-shaped glasses with clear plastic rims. He may have hair plugs. LINDA Alan? MAN (ALAN) Are you, uh... Linda? 35 EXT. CIRCLE THEATRE - DUSK 35 A poster advertises Totally Stoked! with Dermot Mulroney and Claire Danes. 36 INT. THEATRE - NIGHT 36 On the screen, Dermot Mulroney, dressed in a tuxedo, cranes his head to look steeply up and off. Linda sits next to Alan in the half-empty theatre, nervously watching the screen. 27. DERMOT (OFF) First you tell me that you can't commit, then you----WOULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE! Linda laughs raucously, then catches herself and looks at Alan. 37 INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT 37 The couple sit across from each other at a small table. They pick at their food. 38 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT/BEDROOM - NIGHT 38 The couple are making love in the dark room on a frilly comforter. Alan, still wearing his glasses, wheezes asthmatically. 39 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT/BEDROOM - LATER 39 Alan is snoring. After a long beat Linda gets up and puts on a robe. She bends down near the bed and picks something up out of Alan's trousers. 40 INT. LINDA'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 40 She sits into a chair near the window in the dark room and opens Alan's wallet. A Discover card, driver's license, a condom. A photograph of Alan holding a large bluefish. She unfolds a piece of notepaper. Written in a feminine hand in pencil: Please pick up: Plunge Honey Nut Cheerios. LINDA Oh for Pete's sake! She catches herself, looks around. The snoring, off, continues. She looks out the window. The lights of the freeway twinkle. 28. 41 INT. YACHT - NIGHT 41 We are in the bedroom. The boat rides gently at anchor. Harry has an arm around Katie, in bed. Both stare at a point in space. After a beat that is silent except for the faint sloshing of water against hull: HARRY ... and then, you know, you grow up. I guess that's what's happened with me. You just... people change. We married when I was, what, in my mid- twenties. A kid. We were kids. Twenties. You think it's forever. Then, you know, you're older----you begin to feel your mortality, you start to think, well, there's no more time for dishonesty. Subterfuge. You go, I'm not that person. The choices you made, you can't, just through inertia---- KATIE I'm thinking of divorcing Ozzie. Harry doesn't react----a careful, studied non-reaction. After more sloshing: HARRY ... I'm just thinking, Whoa. I mean, frankly, I'm thinking, Whoa. I, I, I guess that's what I should be thinking about too. With Sandy. KATIE That's what you were just saying. HARRY Yes! Absolutely! And you should be getting rid of that bozo. No question about that. I agree. KATIE So if I were divorced---- HARRY Well yes, if you were uh, you know, yes. Yes, I should settle things. With Sandy. Because of you and me. It just takes, courage, you know. To inflict that pain. Scary stuff. (MORE) 29. HARRY (CONT'D) Scary stuff. You're a brave lady. Well, of course, it would be easier for you. KATIE Why's that? I don't see that. HARRY (chuckling) Well you know, because he's such a dope. (sobers) But Sandy, she's... a good lady. A very special lady. KATIE She's a cold, stuck-up bitch. HARRY Well that's... a little---- KATIE You and I should sort things out. I've told you that this is not just frivolity. HARRY No, that's understood. You've been very straight. KATIE I thought I was loud and clear. HARRY Absolutely. Not just fun and games. Awkward beat. The sloshing of waves. Harry nods. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Absolutely. 42 INT. HOME DEPOT - DAY 42 Harry Pfarrer pulls a length of metal tubing from a shelf. He sights down it, examines the gauge, hefts it. He slides it back in and pulls a length, wider gauge, from the shelf below. 30. 43 EXT. HOME DEPOT - DAY 43 Long lens, hand-held, point-of-view seeming: Harry is pushing a red shopping cart through the parking lot. Standing in the cart are lengths of metal tubing that he steadies with one hand as he pushes. 44 INT. LINDA LITZKE'S CUBICLE - DAY 44 Linda has a hand cupped to her forehead and the phone pressed to one ear. LINDA English!... Agent!... Agent!... After a short beat she hits a button on the phone console and cradles the handset. From the speaker we hear: RECORDED VOICE ----important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available agent. Music. Linda listens for a moment, then abruptly lifts the handset and slams it back down. 45 INT. HARDBODIES - TED'S CUBICLE - DAY 45 TRACKING IN ON TED'S CUBICLE Ted Treffon, the soulful manager of Hardbodies, stands with one hand on the back of his chair----which Chad occupies----and one hand on the desktop, looking over Chad's shoulder at a computer screen that Chad is scrolling down. Standing behind both men is a short Mexican Indian man, also in a Hardbodies uniform. CHAD Holy shit... LINDA Ted, can I talk to you about our Mickey Mouse health plan? Ted continues to stare at the computer screen in mounting alarm. He responds absently to Linda: TED Uh-huh... Hang on... Yellow Revision 8/24/07 31. CHAD This is some heavy shit. LINDA Is that my date list? CHAD No... fuck... LINDA You know, I'm trying to reinvent myself, and these procedures, which are so incredibly not cheap, this Micky Mouse HMO is saying they're not, they're... What is this? She is looking at the screen. CHAD I can't believe this... This is like... intelligence shit. TED I am not comfortable with this. LINDA What is it? CHAD This is, like, I can't believe this shit I'm seeing. TED Manolo found it. CHAD Manolo found this, like, CD just lying in a locker. Locker floor. Ladies' locker room. MANOLO Jus lie-een there. CHAD And I'm like, whoa, someone's music or what, so I come in here and it's these files, man. TED I am not comfortable with this. * Yellow Revision 8/24/07 32. CHAD Like it's talking about SigInt, and signals and shit. Which, Signals means code, you know. MANOLO It was jus lie-een there. CHAD Talking about like, section heads here, and their names and shit. And then these other files are just, like, numbers. Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers... And numbers. I think * that's the shit, man. The raw intelligence. TED I am not touching this. I want this out of here. CHAD Wul... Throw it out? LINDA You can't do that! You should put a note up in the ladies' locker room. CHAD Put a note up? Highly classified shit found, Signals intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hello! Did you lose your secret CIA shit? I don't think so. TED Look, you figure it out, I am not comfortable with this. I want this * out of Hardbodies... As he backs out of the office: TED (CONT'D) ... We're running a gym here! Chad swivels around. CHAD Look, Manolo... He zippers his lip. CHAD (CONT'D) ...you didn't find this. 33. MANOLO I found it on the floor there. CHAD Yeah, I know, but� MANOLO Right there on the floor there. Lie- een there. 46 INT. HARRY'S CAR - DAY 46 CLOSE ON A REAR-VIEW MIRROR A dark blue Ford Taurus, three or four car lengths back on a quiet Chevy Chase street. Harry Pfarrer glances at the rear view mirror. Behind him we see the steel pipe from Home Depot laying across the top of the back seat of the station wagon. 47 EXT. CHEVY CHASE HOUSE - DAY 47 Harry is just getting out of the wagon which is parked in the driveway of the suburban house. 48 INT. HOUSE - DAY 48 Harry is struggling through the front door with the length of pipe. We hear his wife call down from upstairs: SANDY Harry? Is that you? HARRY Yeah, yeah, it's me. He takes the pipe, opens the staircase door to the cellar, sets the pipe inside on the upper stair, and closes the door behind him. 49 INT. CELLAR - NIGHT 49 Harry is at a workbench welding a length of trimmed pipe to a short piece of hardware clamped in a table vise. His home shop is in a caged-off section of the basement. There is also haphazard storage. Yellow Revision 8/24/07 34. One shelf holds stacked boxes labeled with magic marker: "Oliver in the Oval Office," "Yea and Nay for Oliver," "Point of Order, Oliver!" Harry loosens the vise and takes out the piece of hardware. He drops it, a small bearing-mounted clip, onto a length of pipe held horizontal in another vise. He experimentally slides the clip along the length of pipe: it slides smoothly back and forth, nicely balanced. 50 INT. MONKEY DAVE'S - NIGHT 50 Linda Litzke and Ted Treffon, the soulful manager of Hardbodies, are at a table in the yuppie bar Monkey Dave's. To a waitress: LINDA Absolut Saketini, please? TED Just a Tab. LINDA You know, it wouldn't cover all of it, but if I got some advance on my salary I could at least get the surgery ball rolling. TED Whoa! There's a payroll company, you know. They don't just advance people money. They just don't do that. I mean, sure, I could say, Yes, I * authorize it, but that's not going to mean anything to them. LINDA Well why do they have us on a cockamamie health plan? I need these surgeries, Ted! TED You're a beautiful woman! You don't need� LINDA Ted, I have gone just as far as I can go with this body! I---- TED I think it's a very beautiful----it's not a phoney-baloney Hollywood body---- Yellow Revision 8/24/07 35. LINDA That's right, Ted, I would be laughed out of Hollywood. I have very limited breasts and a gi-normous ass and I have this gut that swings back and forth in front a me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel. TED Oh come on! LINDA I am trying to get back in circulation. I have appetites and so forth, and, uh---- TED Well there's a lot of guys who'd like you just the way you are. LINDA Yeah----losers! TED Well, I don't know. Am I a loser? Lemme tell you something. I wasn't always a manager at Hardbodies. I, um... * He looks at her, appraising. He decides. TED (CONT'D) * Let me show you something. He reaches into his wallet. He pulls out a picture: A snapshot of a soulful man in a dark robe and a high caftan standing on a curb in front of a large stone building. Linda shrieks: LINDA Omygod----is that you?! Ted nods gravely. TED Fourteen years, a Greek Orthodox priest. Congregation in Chevy Chase. 36. LINDA Well jeez, that's a good job! TED Mm-hm. LINDA What happened? TED Well... He looks at the picture for a sad beat, then shrugs. He stuffs it back in his wallet. TED (CONT'D) ... It's a long story. Anyway, lotta ways I'm happier now. My point is... my point is... it's a journey. LINDA Well that's my point! I don't want to stay where I am! I want to find someone to share my journey! TED Well, sometimes, you know, you don't look in your own back yard, you're never gonna see---- LINDA That's right! That's why I've started this internet dating! TED Uh-huh, but I'm saying, maybe you don't have to, you know... to---- LINDA Look Ted, I know you can't authorize an advance on my salary but you can put in a request, can't you? TED It's not going to do any good, Linda. LINDA Ted, have you ever heard of the power of positive thinking? 37. 51 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 51 It is night. Linda sleeps in a darkened bedroom under the frilly comforter. We hear a distant banging. Finally the banging stops and a moment later the telephone rings. Linda stirs, wakes and reaches for the bedside phone. LINDA Hurrow---- She removes an appliance from her mouth. LINDA (CONT'D) Hello?... Where are you?... Okay. Just a second. 52 INT. APARTMENT STAIRWELL - NIGHT 52 We hear a door being buzzed open. At the top of the staircase an apartment door opens and Linda appears in a robe. Her POV down the steep staircase: Chad Feldheimer is walking up towards the landing dressed in a black lycra bicycle unitard with lime green flames. He holds a bike wheel in one hand and a plastic squirt bottle in the other. He looks up, foreshortened. CHAD Omygod. 53 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER 53 Chad enters with his bicycle wheel and squirt bottle. Linda shuts the door behind him. CHAD Omygod. LINDA Chad, you know what time it is? CHAD Uh-huh. So, like, I couldn't tell you this on your totally unsecure phone, but I know who the guy is. He leans his wheel against the wall and sits on a low chair that brings his knees up near his chin. He looks smugly at Linda. 38. LINDA The guy? CHAD The guy, the secret guy. LINDA Is he high up? A beat. Chad stares. CHAD Um. I don't know if he's high up. Probably. I mean, I know his name, not like his rank. LINDA What is it? CHAD Osbourne. Cox. LINDA Never heard of him. CHAD Oh, like you're so plugged in to the intelligence community. LINDA I'm just saying, to the layman---- CHAD Well I think like the quality of the intelligence dictates how high up he is. LINDA Uh-huh. CHAD Not what we know. LINDA Uh-huh. CHAD And I also got his----do you have any water? I gotta hydrate. LINDA I have tap water 39. CHAD Are you kidding? LINDA How did you find out who he is? CHAD Sources. LINDA What do you mean sources? CHAD Do you have like Gatorade? Anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water? He rises and heads for the kitchen. CHAD (CONT'D) ... You know how far this is from my place? LINDA How do you know his name? CHAD I have this geek friend, Ernie Gallegos? He does computer stuff, hooks up people's computers and programs their VCRs'n shit? So he examines the files and he pulls off the digital watermark that tells what computer they were created on. Fucking child's play for Ernie. LINDA Uh-huh. Chad opens the refrigerator and starts rummaging. CHAD I also have his telephone number. That was a little harder. LINDA Omygod! Chad straightens up with a bottle of orange juice which he rolls across his forehead. CHAD Shall we give him a tinkle? Yellow Revision 8/24/07 40. LINDA Omygod, why? CHAD Because he's gonna wanna know that his shit is secure. You know, he's gonna be relieved. He might even be so relieved he gives us a reward----I would be very fucking surprised if he did not. LINDA Oh, wow. CHAD Very surprised. Like, you know, the * Good Samaritan tax. Which is not even a tax, really, since it's voluntary. 54 INT. KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER 54 Chad is looking at a crumpled piece of notepaper and punching numbers into a wall phone. In the background we see Linda watching him from the living room couch. A beat. We hear the call ring through. The click of the connection being made, and Chad silently gestures, with an upward sweep of his hand, for Linda to pick up her extension. CHAD Hello? 55 INT. OSBOURNE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 55 He has the phone pressed groggily to his ear. OSBOURNE Hello? CHAD Osbourne? Osbourne Cox? OSBOURNE Yes----uh----Who is this? CHAD Are you... uh... Osbourne Cox? 41. OSBOURNE Who is this? What time is it? Who are you? CHAD I'm a Good Samaritan. I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour, but I thought you might be worried. OSBOURNE Worried? CHAD About the security. Of your shit. A beat. OSBOURNE What on earth are you talking about? Who am I speaking to? Katie stirs in bed. KATIE Who is it? CHAD Your files----your documents. I know these documents are sensitive. But I am perfectly happy to return to you your sensitive shit. At a time of your choosing. OSBOURNE What documents? What are you talking about? CHAD ... Osbourne Cox? OSBOURNE (explosive) Yes! Yes, I'm Osbourne Cox! Who the fuck� CHAD Settle down, Osbourne. KATIE Who is that? OSBOURNE What documents are you talking about? Yellow Revision 8/24/07 42. CHAD (referring to his notepaper) OK. "The bureau chief in Belgrade we * all called Slovak the Butcher. He had very little report with his staff, and his despatches were marked by---- OSBOURNE Ra-por, very little rapport with his staff, you fucking moron! How did you get---- CHAD Don't blow a gasket, Osbourne. I have---- OSBOURNE How did you get a hold of that! CHAD It's not important where I---- OSBOURNE You're in way over your fucking head! Who the fuck are you? You have no idea what you're doing! CHAD Oh! Why so uptight, Osbourne Cox? I'm just a Good Samaritan, like, a traveler on the road who has happened upon---- LINDA We're going to return it, we just thought---- CHAD Linda, I'll do it! OSBOURNE Who's this?! KATIE Ozzie, what is going on. LINDA Like a Good Samaritan tax---- OSBOURNE Who the fuck---- 43. CHAD You know, this is a major inconvenience for us and we thought, you know, a reward---- OSBOURNE So it's money! So it's money! CHAD Well, yeah, uh... why not? I mean, this is not----am I out of line here? OSBOURNE All right, you two clowns listen to me very very carefully. I don't know who you are, but I warn you most emphatically---- LINDA You warn us? You warn us? You know what, Mr., Mr. Intelligence? We warn you! We'll call you back with our demands! She slams down the phone. CHAD Hello? We just---- OSBOURNE Who, who---- LINDA Chad! Don't play his game! OSBOURNE Hello! Hello! CHAD (into the phone as he hangs it up) Sorry. He walks back into the living room shaking his head. CHAD (CONT'D) ... Geeze... LINDA The nerve of that guy! CHAD ... I am very fucking surprised he did not give us the reward. 44. 56 THE COX BEDROOM - NIGHT 56 Osbourne sits on the edge of his bed in the dark room, shaking his head. KATIE What in God's name is going on? OSBOURNE There's some clown----a couple of clowns ----somehow got a hold of my memoir---- KATIE Your what? OSBOURNE Stole it or----I have no idea how they got it---- KATIE Your what? OSBOURNE My memoir, the book I'm writing. KATIE Why in God's name would they think that's worth anything. OSBOURNE Well they----I... I've no idea how they got it. 57 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT 57 Chad paces, shaking his head. CHAD But it doesn't sound like he's gonna play ball. LINDA Oh, he'll play ball! We just have to let him know who's boss. CHAD Well, that's----he sounds very senior. I think this is some senior guy who has screwed the pooch, big-time. Blue Revision 8/1/07 45. LINDA Yeah, that's why we got him, you know, we've caught him with his thing caught in a big fat wringer. CHAD Yuh-huh. LINDA And us in the driver's seat. This is our opportunity, like, you don't get many of these. You slip on the ice outside of, you know, a fancy restaurant. CHAD Yuh-huh. LINDA Or this happens. CHAD Right. LINDA And right now this has happened. CHAD Yup. It sure has. LINDA This could put a big dent in my surgeries. CHAD Big time. 58 INT. PFARRER CELLAR - DAWN 58 * SANDY PFARRER We are dutch on her as she leans down a staircase, one hand on its rail, calling to be heard over the buzz of a bandsaw: SANDY Honey! No answer. The bandsaw whines higher, cutting through steel. Louder: SANDY (CONT'D) Honey! Blue Revision 8/1/07 46. The whine hums down. HARRY'S VOICE Huh? SANDY My cab is here, I'm off. Mystery man. Her point-of-view: down the stairs, oddly cropped by the angles of dropped ceiling and walls, we see Harry's lower body as he throws a drape over his project. He emerges from the shop cage and closes its mesh door and padlocks it. SANDY (CONT'D) ... What is that thing? HARRY Oh baby. Top secret. He comes up the stairs, pushing goggles onto his forehead. HARRY (CONT'D) ... You're gonna knock 'em dead. At the top of the stairs he kisses her. HARRY (CONT'D) ... How many cities? SANDY Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago. He picks up her bag and they go out. HARRY Why do they always have you do Seattle. Not a big market. SANDY I don't know, lots of independent bookstores. Rains all day, what are people gonna do. HARRY I can think of a couple of things. SANDY You can think of one thing. 59 EXT. PFARRER HOUSE - DAWN 59 * They are walking to a black Town Car idling curbside. Pink Revision 8/14/07 47. SANDY It better be the Peninsula. The money I make for them. Are you gonna be okay? HARRY I'll be sad. But I'll be okay. SANDY Not too sad.. HARRY Just the right amount. He kisses her. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I am crazy about you, baby. He slams the car door after her. As the car pulls out his look travels with it and then lingers up the street, caught on: A Ford Taurus, parked, dark. Harry hesitates, then starts walking up the street towards the parked car. When he has taken several steps the ignition is turned in the car. A shape briefly visible in the driver's seat is lost when the headlights flash on. The car pulls out from the curb into a U-turn and drives away. Harry watches the tail lights recede. 60 INT. LAW FIRM - CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY 60 CLOSE ON A THUMB AND FINGER Twisting a gold cufflink like a worry bead. Wider shows the attorney Bogus Terikhian at a conference table in a book- lined room. BOGUS Tony Bennett, Toni Morrison and Zoe * Caldwell. It was marvelous. First * time I've attended the Kennedy Honors. Jane Alexander is a client. Old * friend of Zoe's. What an actress. * Anyway... He leans forward and presses a button on his phone console. Pink Revision 8/14/07 48. BOGUS (CONT'D) ... Connie, could you bring in your copy of the Cox financials? 61 INT. LAW FIRM - OUTER OFFICE - DAY 61 The secretary rummages through a gym bag that has the Hardbodies logo. There are gym clothes among the odds and ends. She picks up her handset. SECRETARY I thought I had it here on a disk----I don't know where the disk is. I'm sorry, I'll have to run another off my hard drive. 62 INT. LAW FIRM - INNER OFFICE - DAY 62 Bogus is leaning back, expansive. BOGUS Tony sang "The Best Is Yet To Come." * Mr. Bennett. He projects toward the phone: BOGUS (CONT'D) Yeah, okay. BACK TO KATIE: BOGUS (CONT'D) So. We've drawn up the papers and are prepared to execute service on Osbourne if you so elect, Mrs. Cox. Our missiles are pointed at his capital, so to speak, and we await only your word. But, be mindful, madam: once these missiles are launched, there is no recalling them. We are not picking daisies. We are declaring war, and hostilities will then impose their own logic. I think you understand what I'm saying. KATIE It'll piss Ozzie off. BOGUS Mm-hm. 49. KATIE Mr. Terikhian, I have given my husband second chances galore. There are limits to my charity. BOGUS Of course. But since we are at the point of no return, I always urge my clients at this juncture to give it one more day of reflection. KATIE Yes. Understood. 63 EXT. WASHINGTON MALL - DAY 63 Linda walks down the promenade, dressed in a smart pant suit. Her moving POV passes over people relaxing in the park: a mother with a stroller, kids running with a ball. Her look settles on the bench that formerly held her first date, now occupied by: A man spitting sunflower seeds. Harry Pfarrer. The point-of-view arcs past him as Linda gives him the once- over. She doubles back. LINDA Harry? I'm Linda. 64 INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT 64 Harry and Linda eat with appetite as they talk. HARRY Yeah, I did the whole bodyguard thing for years. My guy was in State, the Secretary in fact, so of course I traveled a lot. Harry talks into his sleeve-cuff as if into a radio transmitter: HARRY (CONT'D) ..."Ironside is leaving the building." We called him Iron Ass. Linda cackles. Pink Revision 8/14/07 50. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Not to his face, of course. Not to his ass, either! Linda cackles again; Harry smiles. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Ah, he was okay. But, Personal Protection----that's a young man's game. LINDA You wanna try these dumplings? They're * delicious. HARRY Sure... He reaches but hesitates. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Does it have shellfood in it? * LINDA Shellfood? * HARRY `Cause I have this sensitivity. I, uh, * go into anaphylactic shock. My larynx * swells up, closes off the----Ah what the * hell. * He spears a dumpling: * HARRY (CONT'D) * Live dangerously---- * Through a mouthful: * HARRY (CONT'D) * ... Can't always wear a condom. Linda cackles. LINDA That's right! Not always! HARRY Anyway, my job's more administrative * now, not so much PP. Personal * Protection. Though I still carry the gun. LINDA Omygod, really! Pink Revision 8/14/07 50A. HARRY (still chewing, he shrugs) It's no big deal. Never discharged it, twenty years service. Security blanket now. I don't think about it---- course, you're not supposed to think about it; (MORE) Pink Revision 8/14/07 51. HARRY (CONT'D) in a situation where your man is threatened the training kicks in. Muscle memory. Reflex----Those are outrageous. He stabs another dumpling off Linda's plate. * HARRY (CONT'D) ... Wanna swap? LINDA No way! 65 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 65 Linda swings the door open, leading Harry in. Harry talks as he looks appraisingly around the apartment. HARRY ----but there was just a hell of a lot of political infighting, petty, petty, shit, and then basically the old man stepped on Goldberger's throat. Nice... He is evaluating the place. He stamps on the floor. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Wide-plank pine? LINDA I guess. Harry is taking off his coat. HARRY Listen, full disclosure here Linda... He holds up both hands and waggles the fingers. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I'm not wearing a wedding ring but I am married. Took the ring off, what, eighteen months ago when we agreed to separate. Agreed to disagree. That's about the only thing we ever agreed on. Linda cackles. 52. LINDA Thanks for telling me. I really do appreciate it, Harry. HARRY Well, full transparency, the only way to---- As Linda passes he grabs and embraces her. Linda reacts to his gun in the shoulder holster: LINDA That's not gonna go off, is it? HARRY Well let's go in the other room and find out! Grrr! 66 INT. TED'S OFFICE - DAY 66 TED TREFFON The soulful manager of Hardbodies. TED That's great. That sounds... exciting. Wider shows Linda in the manager's cubicle. LINDA He's very very communicative. Very accessible. He has a sense of humor. And he agrees one hundred percent about my surgeries. TED Well, I---- LINDA He thinks my ass could be smaller. I mean, not in a mean way, he kidded about it----he's got a terrific sense of humor. TED That's good, but... but... Linda, what do you really know about this guy? LINDA I told you, he's in the Treasury Department and he---- 53. TED But he could be one of these people who, you know, who cruises the internet---- LINDA Yeah, so am I! A rattling knock. Linda looks over: Chad Feldheimer, in his trainer's polo shirt, is knocking on the cubicle window. He gestures urgently for her to come out. 67 EXT. SERVICE ALLEY - DAY 67 Behind Hardbodies. Linda and Chad emerge from the health club through a heavy back door. LINDA No, you can't go like that! You gotta wear a suit. CHAD Well----you mean----go home and change? LINDA Yeah! CHAD I was gonna ride my bike. Do I have time? 68 INT. DOWNTOWN RESTAURANT - DAY 68 Harry and Katie are at a downtown D.C. restaurant in the middle of lunch. KATIE ----which to my mind is all the more reason to lower the boom on Ozzie. HARRY Mm. KATIE That's it? "Mm"? HARRY I'm just... wondering if it's the right time. 54. KATIE Of course it's the right time. Why wouldn't it be the right time. Does it threaten you? HARRY No no. No, you and me are rock solid. That's why I, uh, I think we can afford to be big. We can think about Ozzie, whether maybe we should let him get himself together a little before you hammer him with, um---- KATIE Is that how you see me, "hammering" him? HARRY Of course not, but---- KATIE Weren't those your words? HARRY Yes, but---- KATIE I don't "hammer." HARRY No, uh-huh, of course not. But, I'm saying----I'm no friend of the guy. You know that. I think he's an arrogant little geek. But for Christ sakes, you and me have all the time in the world, and he just lost his job---- KATIE He didn't lose it, he quit. HARRY Yeah. Most of the people who "quit" in this town were fired. Katie looks at Harry, reckoning. He returns her look with an open one. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I feel sorry for the guy. And he'll be easier to deal with when he doesn't feel... cornered. 55. KATIE Maybe. As long as we're talking about Ozzie and not you. HARRY Of course we're talking about Ozzie. Baby, I stand by you whatever you do. I adore you. She nods, thinking, still gazing at him. Her cell phone chirps and she reaches into her purse. KATIE Please get the check. She flips open the phone. KATIE (CONT'D) ...Yes?... Yes?... Is there blood in his stool?...Yes, soon. She looks at her watch, rises. KATIE (CONT'D) It's after two. I have to get back to work. Harry rises to kiss her. HARRY I love you so much. 69 INT./EXT. COX'S CAR/STREET - DAY 69 CLOSE ON A WATCH Showing 2:20. Wider shows Osbourne Cox, sitting in a car parked on a downtown street, consulting his watch. He looks up, irritated, and glances around. His look is arrested by: The side-view mirror. It shows a man approaching on bicycle along the sidewalk wearing a suit and a bike helmet. The man dismounts several paces behind the parked car, locks his bike to a fence separating the sidewalk from a small park, and takes off his helmet. It is Chad. He walks along the sidewalk to the car, opens the passenger door and sits in with his bike helmet clamped under one arm. 56. CHAD Osbourne Cox? OSBOURNE And you, I take it, are "Mr. Black"? CHAD Yes I am. You have the money? OSBOURNE The fifty-thousand dollars. CHAD That's what was agreed upon, Osbourne Cox. OSBOURNE All right. Let me explain something to you, "Mr. Black." You know who I am; I know who you are. CHAD (smug) Perhaps. But appearances can be---- deceptive. OSBOURNE Yeah. What you're engaged in is blackmail, which is a felony. That's for starters. CHAD Appearances can be----deceptive. I am a mere Good Samar---- OSBOURNE Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination of classified material is a federal crime. If you ever carried out your proposed threat, you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences, my friend, it would make your empty little head spin faster than your Schwinn bicycle over there. Chad chuckles. CHAD You think that's a Schwinn? OSBOURNE Now give me the fucking floppy or the CD or whatever the fuck you have it on, and I will---- 57. CHAD As soon as you give me the money, dickwad! I'm not----Huhgf! Osbourne has punched him in the nose. Chad stares at him, stunned. His nose starts bleeding. CHAD (CONT'D) ... You fuck! OSBOURNE Give it to me, fuck! CHAD You fuck! You fucker! He opens the car door and gets out, hand to his nose. He slams the door. 70 EXT. STREET/COX'S CAR - DAY 70 As Chad goes over to his bike Osbourne leans across the front seat and cranks down the passenger window to bellow: OSBOURNE I know who you are, fucker! He pulls out. CHAD You're the fucker! There is the honk of a car horn----not Osbourne's. Chad looks, surprised. Linda is pulling up. Her passenger window rolls down. LINDA Where's the money? CHAD He hit me! LINDA Where's the money?! CHAD He didn't give it to me� 58. LINDA Oh, for----Get in! Chad does. CHAD That fucker! 71 INT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. STREET - DAY 71 He is thrown back against the seat as Linda floors it. Recovering: CHAD ... Hey----what're you---- Linda is coming up fast behind Osbourne's car in traffic. CHAD (CONT'D) Oh shit! The crash of impact----ramming Osbourne. 72 INT. OSBOURNE'S CAR/EXT. STREET - DAY 72 He recoils from the impact. OSBOURNE Holy fucking----you fucking morons! A72 HIS CAR-TO-CAR POV A72 The follow car is speeding up again----but it doesn't hit him. It swerves out, screeching, to pass, and Linda angrily flips him the finger as she speeds by. 73 INT. LINDA'S CAR - DAY 73 LINDA That'll give him something to think about. Chad is chuckling. Suddenly he sobers. CHAD Wait, wait! We gotta go back! Linda's jaw is set. The car is ripping through traffic. Yellow Revision 8/24/07 59. LINDA I knew this would happen. CHAD We gotta go back! My bike! LINDA It's on to Plan B. CHAD It's just a Kryptonite lock----you can open those fuckers with a Bic pen! LINDA Heavens sakes---- CHAD Where we going? My bike! LINDA Some people! A skidding turn sends his weight against the door, and the car lurches to a halt. CHAD ... What is this? LINDA Russian Embassy. A73 INT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY A73 CHAD'S POV THRU WINDSHIELD The hulking embassy building. 74 INT. EMBASSY RECEPTION - DAY 74 Linda stands before a reception desk. Chad is just behind her, his shirt front spotted with blood and his head tipped back with one hand pressing a hankie to his nose. His bike helmet is clamped under his other arm. LINDA I told Mr. Krapkin I might be stopping * by? CHAD Is there a men's room? 60. 75 INT. MR. KRAPOTKIN'S OFFICE - DAY 75 Linda and Chad sit in, Chad with a moistened hand-towel now pressed to his nose. Behind the desk sits a sixtyish Russian functionary with the beetle-browed sphynx-like look of the Brezhnev-era bureaucrat. This is Krapotkin. KRAPOTKIN ----Not exactly. I am assistant cultural attach�. The organs of state security are not allowed to function within the borders of your country. LINDA ... The organs of state security? KRAPOTKIN Yes. LINDA But if I had, oh, say, secrets of a highly, um, secrets that would interest the organs of state security... She trails off, nodding encouragingly at Krapotkin. Krapotkin looks blankly back. A long beat. KRAPOTKIN Yes. She rummages in her handbag and pulls out the diskette. She holds it aloft, waggling it for Krapotkin. Krapotkin stares. Linda sets the diskette on the table and slides it across. LINDA ... This is just a taste. After a beat of looking at the proffered diskette, Krapotkin leans forward to take it. Linda smiles. Krapotkin turns the diskette over a couple of times, looks sadly up. KRAPOTKIN May I ask the source of this... Linda slowly shakes her head, eyes locked on Krapotkin. Yellow Revision 8/24/07 61. LINDA No you may not. CHAD Very high up. LINDA Chad! CHAD I'm just saying he's high up! A large drop of blood has gathered at the tip of Chad's nose. It now drops onto his shirt. Silence. Finally: KRAPOTKIN PC or Meck? LINDA Um. PC. * KRAPOTKIN Could you wait please? He rises. LINDA Well---- She looks anxiously at her watch. LINDA (CONT'D) ... I have a date---- Krapotkin leaves. When the door closes behind him: LINDA (CONT'D) * The fish. Has bitten. * CHAD * What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he seems cool. A long beat. Linda looks at her watch. Chad sighs. CHAD (CONT'D) ... That fucker really hit me. 62. 76 INT. MR. KRAPOTKIN'S OFFICE - DAY - MANY MINUTES LATER 76 Chad is slumped back with his head tilted back. Linda looks at her watch. The door opens. A man in a suit: MAN Could you accompany me please? LINDA Well----okay... 77 INT. EMBASSY HALLWAY - DAY 77 The three people----Linda, Chad, the man in the suit----walking. Linda gazes around; Chad has his head mostly back. 78 INT. ANOTHER EMBASSY OFFICE - DAY 78 Vladimir Putin glares down from a framed photograph on the wall. Chad and Linda are sitting before yet another man, even blander than the first. NEW EMBASSY MAN Can you tell me where this material comes from? Linda makes a pantomime of zipping her lip. The man looks at her impassively. CHAD Name, rank and serial number. The Russian's focus shifts to the man with the bloody nose: NEW EMBASSY MAN Excuse me? CHAD We, um... we know our rights. The man stares at him. A beat. LINDA This is just a taste. The man's look swings back to the woman for another staring beat. At length: Yellow Revision 8/24/07 63. NEW EMBASSY MAN There is more material? LINDA There's a lot more. But we need to be paid. NEW EMBASSY MAN You are not ideological. A beat. CHAD I don't think so. LINDA Look, I have a date. NEW EMBASSY MAN Hm? Linda holds up her watch and taps at it: LINDA Date. The man sighs. NEW EMBASSY MAN ... We will examine the material. How do I contact? LINDA We work at the Hardbodies in Alexandria. CHAD I'm at 1442 Westerly---- LINDA Chad, not your home address! Beat. NEW EMBASSY MAN So... I call Hardbodies, I ask for... Chad? LINDA No. Linda. * 79 INT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. HARDBODIES - DAY 79 64. TED TREFFON Point-of-view from a car pulling into Hardbodies. Ted Treffon, the soulful manager, stands on the sidewalk in front of the gym, squinting into the approaching car, his arms out to either side, palms up: what the hell is going on? 80 INT. TED'S CUBICLE - DAY 80 Minutes later. TED A line to check in, towels piling up. LINDA I'm sorry. TED Manolo running around like crazy----what happened to your nose? CHAD I just---- TED This is not acceptable at Hardbodies. You two know better than that. LINDA Yes we do. I'm sorry, Ted. TED This is no way. CHAD It was unavoidable. This won't happen again. A considering beat. TED But you won't tell me what's going on. LINDA We can't. I... I... Ted, I know this is terrible, but----I have to run. I have a date. Ted looks at her dolefully. TED You're changing, Linda. Blue Revision 8/1/07 65. He shakes his head. TED (CONT'D) ... Very sad. 81 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - OSBOURNE'S CAR - DAY 81 * The car is parked in the driveway of the Cox townhouse, its back crumpled. Reverse shows Katie, looking at it, furious, her jaw set. 82 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 82 * Katie marches in the door. KATIE Ozzie! Goddamnit, Ozzie, what have you done to the car?! Silence. 83 INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY 83 * Katie enters. KATIE Ozzie! Osbourne, lightly sheened by sweat, is in the easy chair in his robe, his microcassette recorder under the hand splayed across his chest. Amber fluid puddles a glass on the side table. Osbourne snores softly. Katie's fury mounts. She visibly fights it down. KATIE (CONT'D) ... All right. All right. 84 INT. PFARRER BATHROOM - DAY 84 * In Harry Pfarrer's house. Harry stands before the mirror humming as he meticulously trims his eyebrow hair with a Hoffritz scissors. We hear his phone ringing, then the answering machine: HARRY'S VOICE Sandy and I aren't here to take your call. Please leave a message. Blue Revision 8/1/07 66. After a beep: KATIE'S VOICE Can I see you please. Harry, please call me. I'm very upset. Harry continues to hum, trimming his eyebrows. The machine beeps off. 85 INT. PFARRER LIVING ROOM - DAY 85 * Harry walks into the living room. He takes some as-yet- unfolded packing boxes and strews them with studied randomness across the floor. As he does so we hear a cell phone chirp. Harry fishes the phone out of his pocket and holds it at arm's length, squinting at the number. Still humming, he stuffs the phone back in his pocket. 86 EXT. STREET/CIRCLE THEATRE - NIGHT 86 Linda meets Harry with a kiss. LINDA I'm sorry----am I late? HARRY No no, doesn't start for five minutes. He is escorting to a movie theater entrance. HARRY (CONT'D) ... You haven't seen this, have you? LINDA Oh! No, no I haven't. Our follow-move brings in a light box displaying the one- sheet for Totally Stoked! with Dermot Mulroney and Claire Danes. As they tail out of frame: HARRY I hear it's terrific. 87 INT. AUDITORIUM - NIGHT 87 On the screen, Dermot Mulroney, dressed in a tuxedo, cranes his head to look steeply up and off. 67. DERMOT First you tell me that you can't commit, then you----WOULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE! Along with Linda, Harry laughs raucously, tossing popcorn into his mouth. 88 INT. HARRY'S CHEVY CHASE HOUSE - NIGHT 88 The door swings in and Harry and Linda enter. Harry refers to the boxes littering the floor: HARRY Pardon our dust, I, uh----the ex is in the process of moving out. Damn! I told her I wanted to expedite this. LINDA Uh-huh. HARRY We, uh, you know you try to act like an adult. LINDA Oh, it's never easy. HARRY Oh! Come on downstairs. Do you like surprises? LINDA Well, I'm very open to new experiences... 89 INT. PFARRER BASEMENT - NIGHT 89 The overhead light is switched on. As Harry and Linda come down the stairs: HARRY I gotta tell ya----I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine----twelve hundred bucks. I take a look at this thing, I think, Jesus, you gotta be kidding----I'm a hobbyist, this is basically nothing but speed-rail, I could probably go to Home Depot and whip this up myself for, like, a hundred bucks... 68. He sweeps the drop-cloth off his project. It looks like a rowing machine, though with a higher seat. Its function is obscure. LINDA ... What is it? HARRY (smug) What is it. You siddown, feet in the stirrups, and... He pushes the seat with his foot. It slides forward then back, forward and back, rocking. On its forward arc a dildo emerges from the center of the seat's pipe-track, angled toward the seat-bottom which is cleft to accommodate its entrance. A long beat as the seat squeaks back and forth, the dildo rhythmically bobbing up and down. At length: LINDA Omygod! Another couple of cycles. LINDA (CONT'D) ... It's fantastic! HARRY Isn't that somethin'? Hundred bucks all-in if you don't count my labor. And the, you know----cost of the dildo. Those things are not cheap. LINDA Uh-uh. HARRY But I lack the, uh, I'm not set up to mold hard rubber. Both stare at the rocking love seat: Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. 90 INT. BAR - NIGHT 90 69. CLOSE ON OSBOURNE Sitting in a bar booth, staring, incredulous. OSBOURNE ... The Russians? Across from him, a man of Osbourne's age. MAN (HAL) Uh-huh. OSBOURNE The Russians? HAL Uh-huh. Russian Embassy, yeah. Osbourne stares. OSBOURNE ... You're sure? HAL Hey, the guy was not hard to follow. As you know. OSBOURNE Why the FUCK would they go to the Russians?! The man responds only with a shrug and a commiserating head- shake. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Why the FUCK... Osbourne struggles to compose himself. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I'm sorry. Thank you, Hal. HAL Hey. No problemo. He leans in, voice lowered. HAL (CONT'D) ... Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid old spook, but those two guys seem very interested in you. Osbourne looks. 70. HAL (CONT'D) ...You haven't gone poofy on me, have ya Oz? There are two men with drinks at a booth. At Osbourne's look one of them, who has been staring, looks hastily away. OSBOURNE (sharply) Can I help you? The man meets his look again. He smiles, rises, ambles over. MAN (PROCESS SERVER) Sorry to stare, I just couldn't place the... You're Princeton, aren't you? My year? '73? OSBOURNE (softening) Yeah. PROCESS SERVER I just didn't remember your... Osbourne extends a hand. OSBOURNE Osbourne Cox. PROCESS SERVER Thought so. He smiles as he deposits a large manila envelope in Osbourne's extended hand. PROCESS SERVER (CONT'D) ... Served... He nods toward his companion, watching from the booth. PROCESS SERVER (CONT'D) ... and witnessed. Have a good evening. The man walks off; his friend hastily knocks back the rest of his drink and rises to follow him. Osbourne stares stupidly at the envelope in his hand. HAL Ouch. 71. 91 INT. COX'S CAR/EXT. COX'S TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT 91 THRU A WINDSHIELD Night. Rain. The car corners into a driveway and its headlights rake the front of the Cox townhouse, which is dark. A couple of pieces of luggage and several cardboard boxes are stacked on the stoop, most of them protected from the rain by the eave but some not. OSBOURNE'S VOICE What the fuck? OUTSIDE The car stops. Osbourne emerges, runs through the rain to the front stoop. Rain drums against cardboard. OSBOURNE What the fuck? He puts his key in the lock and----it doesn't turn. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Fucking... He nudges a cardboard box with his toe. He looks up at the dark house, squinting against the rain. 92 INT. JAMBA JUICE - DAY 92 Linda and Chad sit at the counter, Linda drinking a large protein shake, Chad idly twirling a straw wrapper around one finger. CHAD Why did you tell him we could get more stuff? LINDA Well maybe we can. CHAD That's all Manolo found! That was everything! What're we, gonna tell Manolo to scoop some more secret shit off the locker room floor! LINDA Hey! Yellow Revision 8/24/07 72. CHAD What. LINDA I don't like the snideness! Nor the * negativity! CHAD (abashed) I'm sorry. LINDA I'm just trying to work this thing! If I'm going to reinvent myself I need those surgeries. And those surgeries cost money! This is not just fun and games! CHAD Yuh-huh. I'm sorry. LINDA So let's figure this thing out! PUBLIC ADDRESS Chad, your Berry Blast is ready. LINDA We know who he is CHAD Right: Osbourne Cox. LINDA So we can find out where he lives, right? CHAD Um. I guess. LINDA You should change. Into your suit. CHAD Why? LINDA So you don't look out of place in the neighborhood. There are certain elementary things. CHAD His neighborhood? Yellow Revision 8/24/07 73. LINDA Yes. We'll remove the laundry marks and labels. And you should not be carrying ID. CHAD Laundry marks? * LINDA Deniability. CHAD Okay. PUBLIC ADDRESS Chad, your Berry Blast is waiting. 93 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 93 LONG LENS POINT-OF-VIEW A car is pulling into the driveway. Katie Cox emerges from the driver's side. Reverse shows Chad, in his suit, watching from a parked car across the street. Now Harry Pfarrer emerges from the passenger side wearing a brown pin-striped suit. Encumbered by something bulky he follows Katie up the walk. It seems to be some kind of pillow or cushion under his arm, but very large, and wedge-shaped. Katie is letting herself in; Harry gives a furtive glance around----as Chad sinks back in his car seat----before entering with the wedge-cushion. The door closes. Chad relaxes, straightens up. A beat. He looks idly around. He notices: Another car, parked on the same side of the street, further up. Someone is just straightening from a slouch to become visible over the driver's headrest. Chad looks, puzzled. 94 INT. CAR/EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY - LATER 94 Chad is sucking the dregs of his Jamba Juice up a straw when a noise brings his look around: 74. The door to the townhouse is opening. Katie emerges, in a change of clothes. Harry follows in sweats. They get into her car. It pulls out. Chad watches it go up the street. He is about to open his door but pauses, seeing: The parked car up the street. Katie's car having passed, it now pulls out and follows at a discreet distance. Both cars disappear. Chad opens his door and gets out. He is crossing to the townhouse when he notices another car parked on the other side of the street. A man sits in the driver's seat, smoking. Chad proceeds on to the house. There is a barred garden- level door tucked under the stoop. Chad checks out the caging on the door. He looks up the fa�ade of the house. 95 INT. KATIE'S CAR/EXT. POTOMAC BRIDGE - DAY 95 It pulls over at one end of the Potomac bridge that we have seen before. Harry emerges. HARRY What's the odometer say? KATIE Five. HARRY About five or approximately five? I mean----about f---- KATIE For fuck's sake, Harry, it's five miles. Five point two. HARRY Okay, fine----I gotta do at least five. Five and a deuce is okay. KATIE I'm surprised you have any energy left. HARRY You kiddin'----pull around the corner we'll do it again in back! 75. KATIE You are very coarse. HARRY No, back of the car. I didn't mean a rear-entry, uh---- KATIE Ach. I'm late---- The car squeals away, leaving Harry on the shoulder. 96 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 96 Chad is cornering the house on the driveway side, appraising. A low wall separates driveway from back garden. Chad gives a quick glance around. 97 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BACK GARDEN - DAY 97 Chad vaults the wall to land in the garden. The garden steps down to a back door. Chad checks out the windows in back, then goes to the door. It is locked. It has a large window. 98 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BACK WINDOW - DAY 98 We can see Chad's form outside the door. Its pane is tapped once... twice... it breaks. 99 EXT. POTOMAC BRIDGE - DAY 99 HARRY JOGGING He spins, jogs backward. His point-of-view: a car, traveling slowly. Following? Harry cuts across a park lawn. 100 INT. TOWNHOUSE BASEMENT - DAY 100 Chad is nosing around the basement. He notices Ozzie's office set-up. 101 EXT. STREET NEAR PARK - DAY 101 76. HARRY Emerging from the park onto another street. He looks around and, satisfied that he has lost the tail, jogs on. 102 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BASEMENT - DAY 102 Chad is looking at the screen of Ozzie's computer. He fishes a CD out of his suit pocket, feeds it into the computer. 103 EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY 103 HARRY Jogging, entering a residential area. 104 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 104 Chad is emerging from the basement. He is looking idly around, heading toward the front door when a shape materializes in its frosted glass sidelight. Chad freezes. There is scraping at the lock. Chad quickly mounts the stairs. 105 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - SECOND FLOOR - DAY 105 Chad freezes, listening. The downstairs door swings open, shut. Footsteps. A tread on the stairs: Chad scurries into the first open door. 106 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY 106 Chad hotfoots into a closet and eases its door most of the way shut. The footsteps mount the stairs. Chad peeks out. His POV: The bed, bedclothes rumpled. In the middle of the bed, a wedge-cushion. 77. Beyond, the open bedroom door shows a slice of hallway and stairs. Harry arrives at the top of the stairs. He nudges back a drape on the window at the top of the steps. He looks down one way, then the other. He lets the drape fall back and seems to relax. Harry enters the bedroom. He strips off his shirt and steps out of his pants on his way into the bathroom off the master bedroom. He leaves the door open. Chad reaches gingerly for the closet door to close it but stops abruptly as we hear the shower turned off and the curtain whipped back. Harry emerges from the shower. He rinses off, humming "Born Free," and walks into the foreground pulling on shorts and shirt and a pair of dress pants that was draped across a bureau. Chad shrinks back into the closet as Harry approaches. Harry stops, just outside the cracked door. Through the crack we see only the white of his shirt. Abruptly Harry turns his back to us and recedes into the room and bends to pick something off the floor. Chad leans in ever so slightly to see, but draws back again as Harry approaches. Chad looks over to his right: on a hanger, the brown pinstripe coat that matches Harry's pants. The closet door is thrown open. CHAD Nuhhh! HARRY AHHHHHHHHHH! Harry jerks up the gun which he's pulled from the shoulder holster in his other hand and----BAM----shoots Chad in the face. The gun bucks. Unused to the recoil and still screaming, Harry staggers back and trips over the edge of the bed and drops the weapon. He crabs briefly backward and then flips over and scrambles off on all fours. In the hallway he rises and tramples down the stairs. 78. 107 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BOTTOM OF STAIRS - DAY 107 He stops at the bottom of the steps, panting. He looks back up the steps, trying to control his heavy breathing so that he can listen. A long silence. HARRY ... Hello? No answer. He looks around. 108 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY 108 Harry enters. He opens a drawer, closes it, opens another. 109 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - FOYER - DAY 109 Harry enters from the kitchen and starts slowly mounting the stairs, a chopping knife in one hand. HARRY ... Hello? 110 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - SECOND FLOOR - DAY 110 Harry tops the stairs. He pauses, looking at: The bedroom door, ajar. Inside, his gun lies on the floor. Harry takes cautious steps toward the door. He pauses at the cracked door. Suddenly: HARRY Hungh! He plunges through the door and runs for the gun and scoops it, dropping the knife. He stands and spins, panting. His point-of-view: the closet. Its door ajar. Legs protrude into the room as if Chad, hidden within, is sitting with his back against the closet wall contemplating his next move. 79. Harry walks cautiously over. With a bare foot he experimentally waggles one of Chad's feet. Limp. Harry nudges the door. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Hello? It creaks fully open. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Omygod. Omygod. Chad's face is a powder-burned, chewed-up mess. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Omygod who are you. You fucker. Omygod. He gingerly crouches down. HARRY (CONT'D) ... You fucker... He tries to avert his eyes as he feels in Chad's suit pockets. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Omygod, my god... Ungh... He comes away with a wallet and hastily stands. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Omygod... Inside are a few dollars and nothing else: no credit cards, driver's license; empty. HARRY (CONT'D) ... What the fuck... He leans back in, trying not to look, but for some reason feeling obliged to return the wallet. As he opens the suit coat to slip it back in the inside pocket he notices: The suit label has been cut away. He fingers the raveled fringe. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Oh my fuck... He straightens up again. 80. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I killed a fucking spook. You fucker... He gazes down at the body. HARRY (CONT'D) ... What are you doing here, you fucker. 111 INT. CIA HALLWAY - DAY 111 We track at floor level, following the well shined shoes of someone walking down the well polished hallway. 112 INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - DOOR/PALMER'S OFFICE - DAY 112 We are low, outside an office door. The shoes enter frame and the door is swung inward, away from us, to show Palmer DeBakey Smith seated behind his desk. He looks up. PALMER Olson. What's up. The door slams shut. 113 INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - DOOR/PALMER'S OFFICE - DAY 113 Some time later. Our camera position is higher. At the cut the door swings open and Palmer Smith strides out, grim-faced. 114 INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY 114 Tracking behind his shoes down a different piece of hallway. 115 INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - ANOTHER DOOR/CHUBB'S OFFICE - DAY 115 Palmer Smith's back enters and he swings the door open. A silver-haired man looks up from his desk where he is leaned back, eating orange sections off a paper towel on the desktop. MAN Palmer. What's up. 81. PALMER Not quite certain, sir, but it's... messy. He seats himself facing the desk. A desktop nameplate identifies his superior as Gardner McC. Chubb. Palmer hands a folder across, grimacing. PALMER (CONT'D) ... Kolyma-2 tells us that they have computer files from an ex-analyst of mine, Osbourne Cox. GARDNER CHUBB Kolyma-2? PALMER Our man in the Russian Embassy. GARDNER CHUBB Mm. PALMER It was brought to them by a woman who---- GARDNER CHUBB The Russians? PALMER Yeah. It was brought in by Linda Litzke, an associate of a guy named Harry Pfarrer. Picture's in the folder. With Pfarrer's. GARDNER CHUBB The Russians. PALMER Yeah. GARDNER CHUBB Who's Pfarrer? PALMER Treasury agent who's been, um, screwing Mrs. Cox. Must be how they got the files. Or maybe Ozzie knows about it, they all seem to be sleeping with each other. GARDNER CHUBB All right. Spare me. 82. PALMER Yes sir. But this Treasury guy----it's gotten... complicated. He just shot somebody in Ozzie's house. GARDNER CHUBB Shot----your analyst? Palmer shakes his head. PALMER Ozzie wasn't there. Our man surveying hears a gunshot, sees the Treasury guy wrestle something into his car, follows him; he dumps a body in the Chesapeake Bay. GARDNER CHUBB Well----what'd he do that for? PALMER Don't know sir. GARDNER CHUBB Oh for Christ sake. Anyone fish the body out? PALMER Mm-hm. GARDNER CHUBB Russian? American? PALMER Don't know. Scrubbed of ID. GARDNER CHUBB And this... Linda...? PALMER Linda Litzke. GARDNER CHUBB She's Treasury? PALMER No, we're----um... fuzzy on her. Gardner Chubb is flipping bemusedly through the contents of the folder. GARDNER CHUBB Well----so----we don't really know what anyone is after. 83. PALMER Not really, sir. GARDNER CHUBB This analyst, ex-analyst, uh... PALMER Cox. GARDNER CHUBB Yeah. What's his clearance level. PALMER Three. GARDNER CHUBB Okay. Okay, no biggie... He reaches the folder back to Palmer. GARDNER CHUBB (CONT'D) ... for now just keep an eye on everyone, see what they do. PALMER Right, sir. And----we'll interface with the FBI on this, uh, dead body? GARDNER CHUBB No! No, we don't want those idiots blundering around in this. Burn the body. Get rid of it. And keep an eye on everyone, see what they do. Report back when, um, I don't know. When it makes sense. 116 INT. YACHT CABIN - DAY 116 A HOPPING MAN IN A UNITARD His hands are on his hips. He is darkly Mediterranean and very fit. He smiles into the camera as he hops in time to upbeat music, kicking a leg out on each beat. MAN To the left!... Repeat!... To the right!... Repeat!... And in!... And out!... And higher!... Repeat!... Wider shows that the man is on TV leading the viewer in exercise. The viewer, in this case, is Osbourne Cox, on his boat. 84. He follows along in his underwear in the cramped quarters belowdecks. Boxes and luggage are strewn about, half- unpacked. He pants as he exercises: OSBOURNE I'm bigger... I'm back... I'm better... I'm back... than ever... I'm back... fuckers... I'm back... MAN ON TV ... And good!... Repeat!... Now bend!... And bounce!... . And lower!... Repeat!... And up!... And back!... And up!... Repeat! 117 INT. TED'S OFFICE/LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY 117 LINDA We are on a long lens point-of-view, from several cubicles over, of Linda slumped at her desk, head in her arms. We faintly hear her sobbing. Reverse shows Ted Treffon, the soulful manager of Hardbodies, looking at her, unsettled. CLOSE ON LINDA We are in her cubicle now, her weeping bumping up at the cut. A tap against the cubicle window brings her head up. Ted Treffon opens the door. TED Linda. You okay? LINDA I'm fine, Ted, I'm sorry. He sits at the chair alongside her desk. TED You don't look fine. LINDA No no, I'm... I'm... TED You won't tell me what it's about. You never let me in, Linda. 85. LINDA Oh, I know you're trustworthy, I just... don't want to endanger other people with----I mean, it's a path I've chosen, it's not, you have to isolate, you know, a firewall. Ted sighs. TED Uh-huh. Well, I don't know what to think. You both go AWOL on Friday; today Chad doesn't bother to come in at all---- LINDA I know, Ted. TED Linda, I can't run a gym this way. LINDA I know, Ted. TED I'm going to have to fire him. LINDA No! No no no, Ted! Just, just. . . TED What? LINDA Give me twenty-four hours! TED To what? LINDA To, um... I don't know, twenty-four hours! TED Linda---- LINDA Just give me twenty-four hours to solve this thing! TED Linda. I have to tell you. A man was here earlier asking about you. Yellow Revision 8/24/07 86. Linda looks at Ted for a beat, thinking. LINDA Foreigner? TED Linda, are you in some kind of trouble? Is Chad running from something? LINDA Ted, we know what we're doing. Let me ask you this: did he know my name. TED Whuh----yes, he was asking about you. Employment history, et cetera. Real jerk. I told him to get lost. She takes his hand. LINDA Thank you, Ted. Ted swallows. He looks down. TED Well, we... Linda still has his hand. He tries to cover his reaction to the physical contact. TED (CONT'D) ... we just don't give that out at Hardbodies. The phone beeps. A voice comes through the intercom: VOICE Linda, there's a Mr. Krapotkin on line * two. LINDA Omygod! She punches a button on the phone. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Hello? Mr. Krapkin? * VOICE Linda? Yellow Revision 8/24/07 87. LINDA Yes? VOICE This is Ilan Krapotkin. Russian embassy. Returning your call. LINDA Yes, yes!----hang on. Ted, I'm sorry. This is private. Looking at her, Ted sighs. He shakes his head sadly, rises and goes. Linda pushes the door of the cubicle shut with her foot. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Hello. Is this a secure line, Mr. Krapkin? * Beat. KRAPOTKIN Heh-heh. Another beat. LINDA Mr. Krapkin? * KRAPOTKIN Yes? LINDA Is this a secure, uh---- KRAPOTKIN You are joking? LINDA No! I----I'm terribly worried about my associate. My----my----you know... Chad. KRAPOTKIN Yes? Why is that? LINDA Do you have him? KRAPOTKIN Do we have him? LINDA Is he----I don't know what the term is, did he, "go over"? Blue Revision 8/1/07 88. KRAPOTKIN Um... Linda glances up. Outside her cubicle window Ted waits; at Linda's look he turns palms up: What's going on? Linda holds up a finger: one second. LINDA Do you know where he is? KRAPOTKIN Is he not... at Hardbodies? LINDA No, I----look, can I come in and discuss this? 118 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY 118 * Harry Pfarrer stands at the kitchen counter chopping carrots. He is intensely focused and chops very, very quickly, producing slices in high volume. Reverse shows Katie Cox in a chair in the living room, frozen in a look up, a file of papers forgotten in one hand as she gazes over half-glasses at Harry. His chopping continues unabated. After a long look and much chopping: KATIE You seem distracted. HARRY (still chopping) Do I? KATIE Very distracted. The last two days. HARRY Nn. Work. The chopping continues. Katie's eyes shift down to the countertop, back up to Harry. Another beat. KATIE ... That's enough carrots, don't you think? 89. HARRY Huh? KATIE For the salad? The chopping stops. Harry slaps the knife down. He stares at Katie, jaw grinding, for a beat. HARRY You know: you're really a very negative person. KATIE ... What? Through grit teeth: HARRY I've tried. To ignore it. And stay upbeat. Katie, unused to backtalk from Harry, is stunned. She returns in a manner as hard as his: KATIE Harry: stop the foolishness. HARRY Stop the foolishness? KATIE Yes. And behave. You are not talking to one of your... Her fingers form quotes: KATIE (CONT'D) ... "shithole buddies." Harry glares at her, vibrating with rage. Her look at him is equally hard. Harry abruptly turns and stomps up the stairs. Brief tromping on the second floor. Katie sits in puzzled suspense. Footfalls descend the staircase. Blue Revision 8/1/07 90. Harry reappears at the foot of the stairs with his wedge- cushion tucked under an arm. He flings the front door open, goes out, slams it shut. 119 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE/INT. HARRY'S CAR - DAY 119 * Harry stomps to his car in the driveway and flings in the cushion. He gets in, seething. After a beat he pulls out his cell phone and dials. A ring. Pick-up. A female voice: SANDY Hello? HARRY Honey. It's so good to hear your voice. SANDY Something wrong, Harry? HARRY No. Yes. Can you come home? Your baby needs you. A beat. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Can you please come home? SANDY Harry, you know I---- HARRY I can show you your present. It's finished. SANDY Oh Harry. I can't just leave the book tour. Harry sags. HARRY Yeah. SANDY There are two days left. There's still Seattle. HARRY Yeah. Blue Revision 8/1/07 91. SANDY I love you, Harry. HARRY Okay. Yeah. Love you too. He folds the phone, miserable. As he pockets it his attention is caught by something in the side-view mirror: The car parked across the street. A man's shape in the driver's seat. 120 EXT. TOWNHOUSE - DAY 120 * Harry, jaw set, gets out of the car and starts down the drive. The parked car starts. HARRY Hey! Fucker! The car tries to pull out but is closely hemmed in by cars front and back; it will need a couple moves. Harry runs back to his own car, starts it, throws it into reverse and backs straight down the drive toward the frantically shuttling car. He t-bones it. VOICE FROM WITHIN CAR Fucker! Harry, amped, throws his car into drive, pulls halfway up the driveway. HARRY Fucker! Fucker! He again throws the car into reverse. The man in the other car abandons his attempt to pull out and scrambles frantically toward the passenger side. Harry again smashes into the car. Blue Revision 8/1/07 92. 121 EXT. STREET ACROSS FROM TOWNHOUSE - DAY 121 * The other man emerges from the far side. He flees down the sidewalk as fast as his weight will permit, pocket change jingling, yelling as he runs: MAN Fucker! Harry runs after him, calling: HARRY Who do you work for?! Who do you work for?! Pounding footsteps. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Tell me! The overweight man does not have Harry's stamina: Harry closes, leaps, and tackles. He crawls up the man's body, hand-over-hand, panting: HARRY (CONT'D) ... Who do you work for? CIA? NSC? The other man is panting much harder: MAN Tuchman Marsh! This stops Harry. He isn't sure what he's heard. HARRY What? MAN Tuchman Marsh! HARRY ... Tuchman Marsh? MAN Yes! HARRY Your name is... Tuchman Marsh? MAN Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino! 93. Harry stares at the man underneath him. The gasping man explains: MAN (CONT'D) ... I work for them! HARRY You... work for Tuchman Marsh. MAN Yes! HARRY Which is a law firm. MAN No! A rock band! Yes, it's a law firm! HARRY Well... why are you following me? MAN Divorce action, numbnuts! Harry is blindsided. He stares. He slowly sits up, digesting: HARRY My... my wife hired you?! The freed Tuchman Marsh man also sits up, still panting heavily. MAN No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh. Tuchman Marsh hired me. I work for Tuchman Marsh. HARRY You're----you're----a divorce detective. MAN Not just. Credit, missing persons, whatever. HARRY But this is divorce. MAN ("duh") Well... yeah. 94. Harry rises and walks stiffly, zombie-like, up the street. The man watches him go. After a few paces Harry stops and sits on the curb. He starts weeping. The man, still breathing heavily, calls out: MAN (CONT'D) ... Jesus----grow up, man! It happens to everybody! Harry's cell phone chirps. He fishes it out and unfolds it, sniveling. HARRY Yeah? VOICE Harry, it's Osbourne Cox. Harry stares, trying to fit this in. Osbourne prompts, after a silent beat: VOICE (CONT'D) ... Harry? HARRY Yeah? OSBOURNE Harry, could I get your wife's number? This is Osbourne Cox, could I trouble you for your wife's---- HARRY You can't tell her anything she doesn't already know, fucker. OSBOURNE What? Harry again stares: maybe he has this figured wrong. After a silence: OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ...Is this... Harry Pfarrer? HARRY You want... Sandy's number? Echoing up the street: Blue Revision 8/1/07 95. MAN Can I use your phone? To call a tow? 122 INT. OSBOURNE'S BOAT - DAY 122 * Osbourne paces the cramped cabin belowdecks, a phone to his ear. He is unshaven, wearing a robe. Filtered rings, then a connection: SANDY'S VOICE Hello? OSBOURNE Sandy? SANDY Yes? OSBOURNE Hi, it's Osbourne Cox, how are you. Hi. SANDY ... Hi. OSBOURNE Hi. Sorry to call out of the blue but I have a, well, a publishing question and I thought you might be the person to ask, I have this manuscript, something to do with my professional experiences, not to go into too much detail but I think it's pretty explosive stuff and I think that it could merit a fairly wide readership handled properly and it isn't quite finished yet but there's a situation where I'm worried about it leaking now and maybe excerpts being published or on the internet, whatever, without my permission, and a lot of the impact being, um, blunted, so I'm actually anxious to bring it to market sooner than I'd planned----I mean, like now, in fact----so I was thinking, I know you, and you seem to do well, so I was wondering if you were happy with your publisher. The people you use. A long beat. 96. SANDY You've written a children's book? OSBOURNE No! No no, a, a kind of a memoir, but ----doesn't your company have an adult arm? Or isn't it, uh, the children's arm? Of a regular publisher? SANDY Pappas & Swain do children's literature. OSBOURNE Uh-huh. I see. So they don't---- okay... Are you well? SANDY Very well thank you. And you. OSBOURNE Yes. Good. Okay, well, thank you Sandy. SANDY Yes. Good talking to you. Disconnect. Osbourne yanks the rubber band off a bundle of mail. OSBOURNE Bitch. 123 INT. RUSSIAN EMBASSY - HALLWAY - DAY 123 Two pairs of footsteps echo down a long hallway as Linda Litzke is escorted by a solemn Russian staffer. 124 INT. RUSSIAN EMBASSY - ANOTHER ROOM - DAY 124 A waiting room. A long beat; Linda sits waiting. A door opens. Mr. Krapotkin emerges. Linda stands to go to the inner office but Krapotkin motions her back down. KRAPOTKIN Yes, madam. Can we help you? 97. LINDA What kind of Mickey Mouse embassy are you running?! I've been waiting here for fifty-five minutes, and I'm---- KRAPOTKIN I am so sorry, madam. An urgent matter. LINDA Well this could be urgent too, since, you know, Chad has been missing for forty-eight hours now and---- KRAPOTKIN I don't know the whereabouts of Chad, madam. LINDA Well he was gathering information for you when he---- KRAPOTKIN We're not interested in such "information". It was drivel. Linda is dumbfounded. A silent beat. LINDA ... Dribble! Krapotkin fishes something from his pocket. KRAPOTKIN Would you like your disk back? LINDA ... Dribble! Krapotkin stands with the disk extended toward her. KRAPOTKIN I'm so sorry I can't help you. Linda recovers from her astonishment and is moved to outrage: LINDA I'll tell you what's dribble! You listen to me, Mr. Krapkin! I am---- Blue Revision 8/1/07 98. 125 INT. RUSSIAN EMBASSY - HALLWAY AGAIN 125 Looking the opposite way. We hear two pairs of footsteps. They approach for several beats and then Linda and her escort enter frame and recede, footsteps echoing. The staffer's hand is on Linda's elbow. As we hold on their backs and they continue to walk, Linda jerks her arm away; the staffer regrabs it. She jerks away again. LINDA Cut it out. 126 OMITTED 126 * 127 OMITTED 127 * 128 INT. OSBOURNE'S BOAT - DAY 128 * An exercise show plays on the TV, unwatched. Osbourne sits at a little table looking at a notice torn from a windowed envelope. OSBOURNE ... What? He brings the notice close, squints at it. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... What the fuck? He quickly shuffles through the rest of the mail, pulls out another envelope, rips it open. Blue Revision 8/1/07 99. A MINUTE LATER Osbourne paces, drink in hand, staring at another piece of mail. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) What the fuck? A MINUTE LATER Osbourne is back at the table, drink half-consumed, listening at the phone. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Yes... No... Yes, I want to know why the check for my slip fee was returned for insufficient funds... Slip fee, for docking my boat, the check was returned... No, m'dam, it's not zero, I have about forty thousand dollars in that account... When? ... When?... But she can't do that----no, yes, technically it may be a joint account but she doesn't use it, it's not her money... No! No! What access, it's not possible! Without my permission? What about the, my, the, our savings account? My savings account?... I don't know the fucking number! You think I memorize the fucking numbers on my fucking bank accounts! Moron!... Hello? A129 EXT. PFARRERS' CHEVY CHASE HOUSE - DUSK (FORMERLY SCENE 126) A129 * We are looking at the exterior of the house in wide shot. * Peaceful neighborhood. Birds chirp. * From inside the house, though, we can faintly hear sobs, * punctuated by sounds of exertion. Each gasp of effort ends * in a dull clang. * B129 INT. PFARRER BASEMENT - NIGHT (FORMERLY SCENE 127) B129 * The wracking sobs bump up loud at the cut inside. * Harry is weeping as he demolishes the love seat with a * sledgehammer. * Blue Revision 8/1/07 99A. 129 INT. HARDBODIES - TED'S OFFICE - NEXT DAY 129 * Ted stares, horrified. After a beat: TED No-o-o-o-o-o way. No way. Whoa. No way, Linda... She sits opposite him in his office. Ted shakes his head. TED (CONT'D) ... No. LINDA But Ted, I can't do it, I don't know anything about computers. 100. TED Linda, the whole thing is crazy. It was crazy the first time, and you want to do it again? Break into the man's house? And why would----why would----you said the Russians didn't even want this stuff! LINDA My world is bigger than that, Ted. There's other people. There's the Chinese. TED Linda, these surgeries---- LINDA It's not just the surgeries, Ted! It's not just the money! We can use it as leverage! To get Chad back! TED What do you mean "get him back"! LINDA Information is power, Ted! Hel-lo! TED What do you mean "get him back"! You don't know where he is! LINDA Somebody has him. And we can---- TED You ask the police to help you find missing people! And you---- LINDA I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! You know I can't do that! We're operating off the map here, Ted! This is way higher than the police, it's higher than that! TED Linda, I---- LINDA I need a can-do person, Ted! I hate your negativity! I hate all your reasons why not! I hate you! I hate you! Blue Revision 8/1/07 101. Weeping, she storms out. Ted stares, shell-shocked. 130 INT. BAR - DAY 130 * In close shot, Ted sits onto a bar stool. Dim bar, tinkling piano. BARTENDER'S VOICE What'll it be. Ted stares straight ahead. A long beat. He finally focuses on the bartender, off. He swallows. Another beat. TED Seven & Seven. 131 INT. LINDA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 131 Night. Linda is asleep in her bedroom. The buzz of the in- house intercom. Linda stirs, wakes and reaches for the bedside phone. LINDA Hurrow---- She removes an appliance from her mouth. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Hello? FILTERED VOICE It's Harry. 132 INT. LINDA'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 132 Minutes later. Harry is gazing off, slack-jawed, haunted. After a beat: HARRY You think a marriage is... and then you... The thought drifts off. A sad shake of the head. 102. Linda enters, handing him a drink. She sits opposite. LINDA But this was a long time coming. Harry looks up, surprised. HARRY Was it? He catches himself. His gaze wanders back to the haunted, empty spot. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Well, yeah... right... LINDA You're depressed, Harry. HARRY (hollowly) I am depressed. I gotta exercise. I haven't run in three days... butt- crunches... anything... Do you think I could stay here for a little while? Linda starts quietly weeping. This focuses Harry's attention. He looks at her as if just now noticing her. HARRY (CONT'D) ... What? What's wrong, baby? LINDA It can't always come from me, Harry! I'm not that strong! Harry moves next to her and puts an arm around her. HARRY What's wrong, baby? Harry's here. LINDA You're not here for me! I need a can- do person! You're all... defeated! HARRY I'm sorry, baby---- LINDA Chad is the only can-do person I know and he's gone, Harry, he's gone. 103. HARRY I'll be good. I'll be better. I just need to exercise. Are there pedestrian paths around here? He squeezes her shoulder, takes a gulp of the drink. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Who the fuck is Chad? LINDA Could you help me find him? He's a friend from work. You know law enforcement people, right? You could call, unofficially? HARRY Wait a minute, what's his name? What happened? LINDA Chad Feldheimer. He just disappeared. He hasn't been at work or at home for two days. HARRY Okay. LINDA He---- HARRY You know his social security number? LINDA Huh? NO! I---- HARRY It's okay. That's okay. What's the last place you saw him? LINDA (snuffling) I don't know! He just disappeared! The last place I saw him was the Jamba Juice on K Street. And he's gone. Harry squeezes her shoulder again. HARRY Okay baby. We'll find your friend. Missing person. Piece of cake. 104. 133 INT. PEDIATRIC EXAM ROOM - DAY 133 AN EPIGLOTTIS Illuminated by a small light. It quavers. The tongue starts to rise and the mouth starts to close. WOMAN'S VOICE No, stay open... Wider: a pediatric examining room decorated with colorful prints of cartoon characters and clowns. Katie Cox, in a white smock, has a tongue depressor in a five- year-old's mouth and a light-sight in one hand. She withdraws both as the child finishes closing his mouth. The child's mother stands by. Katie grasps the child by the upper arm. WOMAN'S VOICE (CONT'D) ... You have to let the doctor look in your mouth. The child keeps his lips pressed together. WOMAN'S VOICE (CONT'D) ... Now you listen to me, young man. You do as I say or I'll ask your mother to leave the doctor's office and the two of us will sort out what's what. The child looks at her fearfully. The wall phone bleeps. Katie rolls to it on her castored chair. WOMAN'S VOICE (CONT'D) ... Yes. She listens briefly. WOMAN'S VOICE (CONT'D) ... With a patient. She hangs up. 134 INT. OSBOURNE'S BOAT - DAY 134 Osbourne, in dressing gown and pyjamas, is barking into the phone: 105. OSBOURNE Yeah? The same patient she's been with since YESTERDAY? BullSHIT! FILTERED VOICE Dr. Cox has suggested you call her attorney---- OSBOURNE Yeah, RIGHT! Tell her I got the new fucking keys! He slams down the phone. 135 EXT. BOAT DECK 135 The hatch is thrown open and Osbourne emerges from below. There is a large built-in toolbox just by the hatch. He yanks it open and pulls out a hatchet. OSBOURNE New keys... 136 DOCK 136 Osbourne strides grimly down the dock in his bathrobe, hatchet in hand. 137 INT. "GOOD MORNING, SEATTLE" SET - DAY 137 Sandy Pfarrer is sitting in an armchair on a morning show living room set surrounded by a dozen eight-year-olds sitting on the carpet. Hosts Del and Connie sit next to her in swivel chairs. SANDY (reading) And it was just then----at that very moment----that Oliver sneezed---- DEL Can we just----I'm sorry to interrupt but we have to let the folks at home see this illustration! Can we just get a shot of that... He is holding the book open, face out on his lap. DEL (CONT'D) There----there it is. Oliver. Interrupting the filibuster with---- 106. CONNIE That's wonderful! DEL Wonderful! The book is "Point of Order, Oliver!" and the talented author is Sandra Pfarrer. We're gonna go to a station break and then be right back with Bud Fraighling, the Sultan of Salad, and Part Two of our special interview with Dermot Mulroney. So keep it where it is! Del and Connie and Sandy all wear smiles that stay fixed a beat too long. Then Del relaxes and turns to Sandy. DEL (CONT'D) ...Great segment. SANDY Thank you. DEL Yeah, you know we thought it might be fun if you joined us with Bud Fraighling and help make the Fiesta Salad, when we move over. CONNIE Over on the kitchen set. SANDY That wasn't discussed. DEL Oh, sure! No! Only if you want to! Your segment went great, we just thought---- SANDY I'm sorry, I made plans. DEL Okay, great! CONNIE Great to see you again, Sandra! She gives them a cold smile as a technician finishes unclipping her lavaliere and she leaves. Connie looks at Del and mouths "Bitch." 107. 138 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 138 Osbourne's crumple-backed car roars up. It cuts a corner of the lawn and squeals to a halt in the drive. Osbourne emerges, still in robe and pyjamas, with the hatchet. He goes to the front door and bashes at the knob with the blunt end of the hatchet. OSBOURNE New... fucking... keys... How's this for access... Hardware starts to fall off and jangle onto the stoop. Osbourne tries the sharp end of the hatchet a couple times, decides he prefers the blunt end. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... How's this for motherfucking access... More things fall off. The knob wobbles in the door. Osbourne pushes the door open. 139 INT. STUDIO - HALLWAY - DAY 139 Sandy Pfarrer is accompanied by a bright young PR woman. PR WOMAN That was way out of line. We were so unbelievably clear with them: just an Oliver segment. SANDY It's fine. PR WOMAN Del and Connie are such putzes. SANDY It's fine. Thank you. We're finished. PR WOMAN Huh? Well, okay. Great, uh---- Sandy, entered her dressing room, is already shutting the door on her. 108. 140 INT. STUDIO DRESSING ROOM - DAY 140 Inside a man lounges reading a magazine. He looks a little like Harry but younger. SANDY Thought that would never be over. The man rises and kisses her. MAN Mmm. Me too. SANDY Let me scrub this crap off my face. 141 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE KITCHEN - DAY 141 Osbourne opens a cabinet, muttering: OSBOURNE Just for starters... He takes out liquor bottles and starts putting them in a packing case on the kitchen counter. 142 EXT. WASHINGTON MALL - DAY 142 People sit on benches eating lunches. Harry Pfarrer is on the bench where he and Linda met, once again spitting sunflower seeds. Linda walks up. They greet each other with a kiss. HARRY Hello there sunshine. You look great. LINDA Well you seem better. Harry does indeed seem more like his old self. HARRY Yeah, I snuck in a little gym time this morning. And our exercise last night didn't hurt! Linda is shocked but secretly pleased: LINDA Harry! 109. HARRY Boy, I am through banging my head against the wall. I am gonna start doing what's right for me. LINDA That's how I believe, also. You have to do what's right for---- HARRY Yeah! Hell yeah! I mean I had a shock recently, and I realized you know, life is not infinite. No one's immortal. LINDA No one's immortal. HARRY You have to get from each day its full, uh, squeeze the juice from every day because there but for the grace of God---- LINDA Exactly. The important thing is to maintain a positive outlook. Always up. Always ebullient. HARRY That's right, don't sweat the small stuff... Linda chimes in: Linda and Harry HARRY (CONT'D) ... and it's all small stuff. Harry reaches for Linda and she slides closer. He puts an arm around her. HARRY (CONT'D) This is where we first met. Remember? LINDA Of course I do. HARRY You never know what the important days are, until... until, um... 110. The thought drifts away as his gaze fixes on something. With his look still fixed: HARRY (CONT'D) ... I told myself I was gonna stop being paranoid, but... is that guy looking at us? Linda follows his look. On a bench a short distance away a middle-aged man with aviator glasses and hair plugs is staring at them. LINDA (hastily) No, no. A slightly overweight woman stops tentatively in front of the man in the aviator glasses and they start to talk. Linda turns to Harry. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Have you found out anything about Chad? HARRY Nothing yet, I've made a couple calls. I don't think it'll take long. LINDA Really? HARRY Oh yeah, there are so many data bases now it's a joke... Relaxing now that he sees the man in aviator glasses engaged in conversation, Harry warms to his theme. HARRY (CONT'D) ... Back when I was in PP there was still some art to finding people. Not any more. And now with the cell phones? Pretty soon they're gonna know where everyone is. Everyone. At any given moment. I mean it's almost the reality now. You would be amazed. LINDA Uh-huh. 111. HARRY Did he----when you left the Jamba Juice ----did Chad say anything about where he might be going? LINDA Oh, I know where he was going. HARRY Oh yeah? LINDA A residence in Alexandria. On Hillsboro Drive. Harry has stopped chewing. He is staring at her. Linda feels obliged to fill the silence. LINDA (CONT'D) ... 2055 Hillsboro. Harry stares. Linda doesn't know what to make of his fixed stare. LINDA (CONT'D) ... It's, um. The residence of a guy named Osbourne Cox. Harry is beginning to look sick. A long silence. Then, quietly: HARRY Who are you? Now Linda stares, unsure of what to make of the question. HARRY (CONT'D) ... WHO ARE YOU? Linda's eyes widen. She is a little frightened. People nearby turn to look. It is a scene. HARRY (CONT'D) ... WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? Harry reaches up. He grabs her by the shoulders and shakes. HARRY (CONT'D) ... WHO ARE YOU? REALLY? 112. Linda is at sea. She answers in a small voice: LINDA I'm ... just ... Linda Litzke. Harry stares at her. A long beat. He leaps to his feet and looks around in a panic. His point-of-view, sweeping the park. Nearby, the man with plugs, though talking with his date, is looking at him again. Farther away, a man sits in a curbside sedan. Watching? Hard to say. Harry turns and runs. Linda gapes. LINDA (CONT'D) ... Harry! 143 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM - DAY 143 Osbourne sets the packing box heavily down on a bureau in the upstairs bedroom. The box is a third loaded up with liquor bottles. It also holds a mixed drink which Osbourne now takes out. The ice cubes clink as he sips, poking through things in the bureau. One drawer holds scarves and accessories and a large case. He opens the case and starts dumping jewelry from it into the cardboard box. Suddenly: OSBOURNE Ow! Fuck! He yanks his hand back and shakes it. He looks at the ball of his thumb. He sucks it. He carefully picks a brooch out of the jewelry case and flings it across the room. He resumes dumping jewelry into his box. He suddenly stops: A faint knock. The front door. Osbourne waits. The knock repeats. 113. Another beat. The front door creaks open. Osbourne carefully sets down his drink. He steps quietly to the closet and pulls a small cedar chest off a high shelf. 144 EXT. WASHINGTON MALL/INT. LINDA'S CAR - DAY 144 Linda flings open the door to her car parked on the street bordering the mall. She gets in and turns the ignition. Pulling into traffic she checks her rear-view, and her look snags on: A dark four-door sedan pulling out a few cars back. It falls in behind her. Its driver is a man in sunglasses. He reaches up and touches fingertips to one ear. Linda frowns. She looks forward, glances again at the mirror. Another dark car pulls into the lane next to the first. Its driver is also a man in sunglasses. 145 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 145 Downstairs, Osbourne rounds the corner from entryway to living room, a handgun at the ready. His drink is in his other hand. Ice cubes clink as he moves. The living room is empty. Osbourne advances cautiously. A quick sidelong look at the kitchen. Empty. He proceeds to the basement door. 146 INT. LINDA'S CAR/EXT. INTERSECTION - DAY 146 LINDA DRIVING She gives worried glances at her rear-view. The light ahead turns yellow, red. Cars ahead stop. Linda stops. A rhythmic thudding sound. It almost makes her car vibrate. 114. She looks around. She rolls down her window, sticks her head out, looks up. A black helicopter hovers overhead, rotors thudding. A black- clad body leans partway out. The person seems to be looking down. Linda draws her head back in. LINDA Oh for Pete's sake. 147 INT. COX TOWNHOUSE - BASEMENT 147 Osbourne is slowly descending the stairs, gun and drink in either hand, gun up, ice cubes clinking. The basement comes slowly into view. Someone stands behind his desk, at the computer. Osbourne descends further. He stops on the bottom step and stares at Ted Treffon, the soulful manager of Hardbodies. Ted stares at him. A long silence between the two men. Then, quietly: OSBOURNE And you are... my wife's lover. TED No. OSBOURNE Then what are you doing here. Silence. Osbourne takes the last step down. He advances slowly, gun trained on Ted. Osbourne's look, holding on Ted, changes. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... I know you. You're the guy at the gym. Ted licks his lips. TED I'm not here representing Hardbodies. 115. OSBOURNE I know what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today. Ted shakes his head. TED I don't represent that, either. OSBOURNE Oh yes. You're the guy when I went to ask about that moronic woman. TED She's not---- OSBOURNE You're in league with that moronic woman. You're part of a league of morons. TED No. OSBOURNE Yes. You're one of the morons I've been fighting all my life. My whole fucking life. But guess what. Guess what. Today I win. BANG. TED Ah! Ted is shot in the upper chest. He grabs a three-hole punch from the desktop and flings it at Osbourne and charges. OSBOURNE Oh! BANG----another shot goes off. Ted barrels into Osbourne, knocking him over---- OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Oooph! ----and goes on past him, lumbering up the stairs. Osbourne gets to his feet. Pink Revision 8/14/07 116. OSBOURNE (CONT'D) ... Stop! Intruder! 148 EXT. COX TOWNHOUSE - DAY 148 Ted staggers out of the house, a hand pressed to his chest. He has reached the front lawn when Osbourne emerges, robe flapping, pursuing with the hatchet. OSBOURNE Intruder! He quickly catches up to Ted and whacks at him. TED Oh! Osbourne whacks him down. He keeps whacking at him. 149 INT. CHUBB'S OFFICE - DAY 149 Gardner Chubb is behind his desk. GARDNER CHUBB Wait. Palmer DeBakey Smith is seated across from him. He freezes. A beat. Gardner Chubb rubs his forehead. GARDNER CHUBB (CONT'D) ... Wait a minute. Where's the treasury guy? Pfarrer? PALMER Right now? GARDNER CHUBB Right now. PALMER In a detention room at Washington Dulles. * GARDNER CHUBB ... Why? PALMER He was trying to board a flight to Venezuela. (MORE) 117. PALMER (CONT'D) We had his name on a hot list, the INS pulled him. Don't know why he was going to Venezuela. GARDNER CHUBB You don't know. PALMER No sir. GARDNER CHUBB We have no extradition with Venezuela. PALMER Oh. Uh-huh. Well----what should we do with him? GARDNER CHUBB For fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela! PALMER Yes sir. Okay. Gardner Chubb is weary. GARDNER CHUBB Okay. So the gym manager is dead. PALMER Yes sir. GARDENER CHUBB The body is---- PALMER Gone, sir. GARDENER CHUBB Okay---- PALMER But----there was a, uh... snag... GARDNER CHUBB What. PALMER Well. This analyst, Cox, was attacking the gym guy. It was broad daylight, on the street. Our man there didn't know what to do. He felt he had to step in. 118. GARDNER CHUBB Yes? PALMER He, uh... He shot the analyst. He shot Cox. GARDNER CHUBB Good! Great! Is he dead? PALMER No sir. Gardner Chubb grimaces. PALMER (CONT'D) ... He's in coma. They're not sure whether he'll make it. They think, they're pretty sure he has no brain function. GARDNER CHUBB Okay. Okay. If he wakes up we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck. That's it then. No one else really knows anything. Okay. PALMER Um. Well sir, there is... GARDNER CHUBB What. PALMER Um... GARDNER CHUBB What. PALMER There is the woman. The gym woman. Linda Litzke. GARDNER CHUBB Oh yeah. Fuck. Where is she. PALMER We picked her up. We have her. GARDNER CHUBB Can we, uh---- 119. PALMER She, she, she says she'll play ball if we pay for some... I know this sounds odd----some surgeries she wants. Cosmetic surgery. She says she'll sit on everything. GARDNER CHUBB How much. PALMER There were several procedures. All together they run to, um---- GARDNER CHUBB Pay it. PALMER Yes sir. Should I pay it out of, should it be from---- GARDNER CHUBB One of the black accounts, I don't give a shit. The January fund. Whatever. PALMER Okay. GARDNER CHUBB Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ. He shakes his head. GARDNER CHUBB (CONT'D) ... What did we learn, Palmer. PALMER I don't know, sir. GARDNER CHUBB I don't fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again. PALMER Yes sir. GARDNER CHUBB Although I'm fucked if I know what we did. PALMER Yes sir. Hard to say. 120. We pull back from Gardner Chubb, shaking his head. GARDNER CHUBB Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ. 150 EXT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - AERIAL - DAY 150 We pull up, back through the clouds, away.