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Holy Grail Monologue

Monty Python and the Holy Grail by Graham Chapman
Character: Brother
Gender: Male
Age (range): 18 - 55
Style: Unspecified
Length: 1 minutes


Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.