|Happiness by Todd Solondz|
|Age (range):||18 - 55|
Andy: No, you won't. 'Cause this is for the girl who loves me. The girl who cares about me, for who I am. Not what I look like. I just wanted you to know what you'd be missing. You think I don't understand art. You think I don't understand fashion. You think I'm not hip. You think I'm pathetic. A nerd. A lard-ass fatso. You think I'm sh!t. Well, you're wrong. 'Cause I'm champagne. And you're sh!t! And till the day you die...you...not me...will ALWAYS be sh!t.