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Divorcing Jack Monologue

Divorcing Jack by Colin Bateman
Character: Dan Starky
Gender: Male
Age (range): 18 - 55
Style: Drama
Length: 1 minutes


Dan Starky: NO! Bleed me! You're just going to kill me anyway, aye? The problem with you two, it's all numbers. One thousand pounds, ten thousand dead, THIRTEEN SKELETONS! And it's easy! Because numbers aren't people. Numbers don't think for themselves!! They don't...go out for a pint at the lodge, they don' throw potatoes through people's windows, and they don't kiss you the best f#@kin' kiss in the world goodnight!