Eternal Sunshine Monologue
|Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Charlie Kaufman|
|Age (range):||18 - 55|
Joel: Okay. Well, uh, I was living with this woman, Naomi, a couple years ago, and my friends, Robin and Carey, invited us to this party at the beach. Naomi couldn't go because she was working on a paper for school. So I went. I didn't really want to, either. I don't like parties, you know? I didn't even want to go. So, I ended up going, and I met Clementine. She was there, with her orange sweatshirt, and her hair....She was really special. I mean, the whole thing with the hair, it's all bullsh!t, you know? "You can't criticize me, 'cause I don't care how I look". It's crap. And it's sort of pathetic when you're 30 and you're still doing that sh!t...